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Jason retweeted
OK, they've reached out and want to chat
Good sign. Let's get this thing cooking again
No one has hit the perfect combo of corp chain + on-chain vibes yet. It's possible, just requires a unique approach.
Can still be done
Robinhood actually had the nerve to TEASE this? lol, lmao even
Come on man. No public support at all for the chain in weeks now and promoting absolute GARBAGE
Hey @RobinhoodApp and @RobinhoodCrypto if you want help finding people who can properly do this, my DMs are open
Jason retweeted
What's this!?
Secret Show with @DBro_FFB on Fandom NFL!?
YES IT IS!
Watch NOW!
📺youtu.be/l_JZ437RWVo
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The Week 7 Fantasy Football Pub is OPEN! 🍻
Guest @Fitz_FF & I talk Derrick Henry, JJ McCarthy, Bears WR, Josh Jacobs and more!
Grab a pint at Fandom NFL 🏈
📺youtu.be/vwNuLTWAhaM
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The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks
He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.
He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.
He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.
“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.
Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.
“Is that… hentai?”
His legs are blown smooth off.
12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.
He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.
“GG faggot”
He’s killed 500 men.
Jason retweeted
I don't know if you realize what just happened.
Elon Musk is completely bypassing the State.
For 100 years, we've been told the problem is capital. That it must be captured, taxed, redistributed. With an army of intermediaries standing between those who create wealth and the people: ministries, agencies, commissions, bureaucrats.
Musk is doing the opposite. He's taking his capital and giving it directly to the people. One SpaceX share to every kid in America. Not a handout. Not a subsidy. A piece of the machine that's taking humanity to Mars.
And he says it himself: this is the first of many.
Mises understood this back in 1944: the bureaucrat creates nothing. He administers what others created, following rules that have no connection to the value produced. The day value flows directly from the one who creates it to the one who receives it, the bureaucrat has no function left.
That's what's being born right now. A new liberal world order, where the very concept of the State will make less and less sense.
The world we're entering is a world of abundance. AI, robots, energy, space. And that abundance won't come through the State, for one simple reason: we have a century of proof that it doesn't work.
Redistribution was version 1.0. Direct distribution of capital is 2.0.
While France is still debating how to tax builders even more, America is handing stock to its kids.
Pick your side.
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5 years of college - 0$ earned
1 month of robinhood eco pump - 5-6 figs
I feel scammed
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$10k in baskets, two days in 🧺
And we're just getting started. Coming over the next few weeks:
• Vaults reopen to everyone
• Launchpad: every token backed by a basket
• Spring Orders: trade on repeat using v4 hooks
• One more we're not ready to show yet 👀
Stay close 🌱
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I just can't stop myself from showing love to @tickerspring even while on stream.
robinhood:0x440e339a46eaa3be8d723c2cbed2a30af74536d5 is one of those rare opportunities where I am comfortable loading up and letting an absolute CHAD dev in @PolyPup absolutely COOK.
This is one of the tokens I am most bullish on!
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How baskets work 🧺
Pick a basket, or build your own. When a stock runs, traders trim it back to its weight and pay the basket a fee.
Holders earn from every rebalance, and $SPRING gets bought back and burned.
Live now: tickerspring.com/baskets
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Baskets go live at noon ET 🧺 🌱
Think of it like an ETF, but onchain and you can build your own:
• One token, a whole theme inside
• Rebalances itself as prices move
• Earns you fees every time it does
• No yearly fee. No basket fee to get in or out
• Make your own and share it with friends
Five ready to go. Yours next.
Jason retweeted
所以xmax被华尔街一家叫wolfpack的机构做空，然后xmax就发个叫wolfpack的meme来逼空？
查了一下这个股票榜一居然还是贝莱德，现在头上躺着1亿的空头，回补天数要16天， $meme 没干成的事情有机会在 $wolfpack 干成么？
We are short $XMAX (which changed its ticker from $XWIN on Monday). We believe it's a Malaysian hustle peddling a furniture-to-AI fantasy to fund one of the most dilutive setups we have ever seen, including a $1 billion shelf (made effective May 12th 2026) for this ~$520m mkt cap. Our on-the-ground due diligence indicates $XMAX fabricated purchase orders of stone slabs to avoid delisting in October ’24. Our investigation reveals the suppliers' listed addresses include a preschool, a residential apartment complex, and a luxury condo building.
We also discovered numerous other red flags: a history of allegations of fraud (settled), glaring contradictions in its filings (unresolved), an (unrequited) AI deal with $SUPX, and a CEO whose bio does not appear to be accurate.
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maybe we should CTO @WolfpackReports as their shorts on $XMAX will eventually be liquidated?
the us stock market yesterday was terrible, but if you check the $XMAX price it holds well. $wolfpack community here to support @XmaxGlobal 🐺🐺🐺
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Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze!
Hooke.fun is live. A launchpad built around the short-squeeze narrative.
Stocks feed memes. Memes feed stocks.
The Stock-to-Meme Flywheel connects equity trading, meme launches, and WOLFPACK buybacks. Every trade in the hXMAX/USDG pool can feed the next $WOLFPACK buyback.
1. The equity flywheel
Trading tax is collected in USDG.
100% of that revenue is used to buy XMAX stock.
When the XMAX stock position reaches +35% profit, gains are realized and used to buy back WOLFPACK.
Stock trading creates the revenue stream. Realized stock gains bring buying power back to the meme.
2. The meme flywheel
The standardized-contract launchpad is coming soon. $WOLFPACK is already live under this contract framework.
The launchpad brings the short-squeeze narrative into a shared stock-to-meme ecosystem: meme activity can fund stock purchases, while realized equity gains can fund $WOLFPACK buybacks.
Launchpad fees are collected in $hXMAX:
- 50% buys back and burns $$WOLFPACK.
- 50% remains platform revenue and is used to buy stocks through the Wolfpack strategy.
Each new launch can feed both sides: $WOLFPACK buy-and-burn and the equity strategy.
3. The short-squeeze catalyst
Short covering can become a catalyst for the flywheel.
When short-covering demand increases equity trading activity, the stock flywheel can accelerate the meme flywheel. When meme activity grows, the fee stream feeds the equity strategy.
That is the thesis behind Hooke.fun’s short-squeeze launchpad: connect the energy of squeeze-driven stock activity with meme launches, stock purchases, and WOLFPACK scarcity.
The two loops reinforce each other:
More hXMAX trading → more tax revenue → more XMAX stock → realized profits → more $WOLFPACK buybacks.
More meme launches → more hXMAX fees → more WOLFPACK buy-and-burn + more stock purchases.
One side creates stock flow. The other creates WOLFPACK scarcity. Short covering can accelerate the connection.
Hooke.fun is live. $WOLFPACK is live. The flywheel has started.
Within the next 24 hours, we will finalize the Launchpad rollout, execute our first US stock purchase, and initiate the Wolfpack buyback.
Jason retweeted
Audit wraps up Thursday and then things will start getting exciting real quick for robinhood:0x440e339a46eaa3be8d723c2cbed2a30af74536d5 !
-57% of the supply is burned
-Another ~15% is locked with a timed release
-Revenue is integrated into buybacks and burns of $SPRING token
Currently there is only $30k TVL as pools are locked during audits. Soon these will be open again and people can confidently move liquidity onto the platform to utilize their automated CL strategies and tooling.
In a market that lacks trust…@PolyPup running this company and building it gives me confidence and makes it a comfy long term hold.
I currently have bought over 1% of supply publicly on FOMO and potentially looking at shifting that up to 2% especially if I see any dip 👀
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if you don’t have conviction
how the hell we gonna get rich
@cashcat_token
