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sam

@pretzel365

a balancing act taking the form of a human being (they/he)

 New Jersey
Joined September 2016
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New art for Mitski's upcoming album "Nothing's About to Happen to Me" displayed on her spotify page.
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working for the knife, dying for the knife
Image from butch charlie kaufman (@weiszandvirtue)
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never ask me what I do at night
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Replying to @raxacoricofff @butchvillanelle
can someone add cartoon sound effects to this please
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the mad scientist living in my basement
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There’s something incredibly funny about Mark meeting Helena exactly once then immediately agreeing to brain surgery
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these comments man 😭
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“we shared vessels” is something tom wambsgans would say
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in(nie) and out(ie) #severance #art
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it’s because you’re always on that damn cold harbor
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helly plays around with names 1/2 #severance #art #comics #doodle
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Image from sbeana (@sbeanayt)
Image from sbeana (@sbeanayt)
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Judas #Severance
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ORTBO #severance
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Helly or Helena? #Severance
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i am a person. you are not. #severance
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“lumon is listening” is the new “we hear for you”
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THIS IS CRAZY CRAZY WORK.
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Image from clara / casey ☘︎ (@capy_clara)
link (@THLNKLGN) profile picturelink@THLNKLGN17 Jan 2025
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!
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imagine your workplace situationship ends up in the company’s claymation employee orientation video. this happened to my buddies mark s and helly r
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