
*eating a burger made from the soul of an animal tortured to death for the 10000th day in a row* yeah i'm just worried about ethically consuming videogames
you can't ban 'short form video' because the concept itself is a misnomer.
FORM just means vertical, to fit phones.
ban 'short video'? people will make the video be 1 second longer than the minimum requirement.
you could maybe tangibly enforce a ban on non-original content?
i read the entire paragraph and then glanced at the username. it's like a fish explaining why the world should be covered in water
I feel like I don’t see a lot of people talk about WHY the game is like this and just boil it down to specific characters when in truth it’s just the engine. Cause it’s not at all characters having a lack of approach tools or anything of that sort. Its simply just because interaction in this game leads to getting blown up more times than not (Especially true against the top tiers) Adding Yoshis doesn’t really encourage approaching, it just encourages one side to fish even harder for said blowing up and can do so while camping. While it just makes the other player double down on their camping to avoid the cheese. I’ve never understood personally why people equate stages like yoshis “nerfing” camping when it either just gets banned or the person camping to avoid the cheese is gonna camp even harder while also benefitting from the cheese albeit not as hard as someone with ladder combos LOL. I feel like the only thing this stage does is nerf Steve and buff ladder characters and not what people think it does by “nerfing” camping or “shaking up the meta” 🤷🏾♂️
the worst trope in fiction is when the characters randomly talk about an in-universe story and the le epic foreshadowing is that the plot is going to mirror it
watching former awesome project m players become banal chungus millennials who post facebook stories that depict a life so mundane it unclasps a deluge of endless dread within me.
how did you become this way? you were once a warrior
minecraft has literal block powercreep. every new block has 100 symmetrical mini textures and blends in with the generic spruce deepslate medieval palette that 50% of builders use. i can guarantee the new jukebox was designed explicitly to be slotted into a brown gradient wall



