#1 noob in america

Washington, USA
Joined March 2020
perfectsunset bowser short except it gets quieter the longer it goes
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*eating a burger made from the soul of an animal tortured to death for the 10000th day in a row* yeah i'm just worried about ethically consuming videogames
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you can't ban 'short form video' because the concept itself is a misnomer. FORM just means vertical, to fit phones. ban 'short video'? people will make the video be 1 second longer than the minimum requirement. you could maybe tangibly enforce a ban on non-original content?
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this might be the smartest smash player to ever live
わざわざ出す気はありませんでしたが最近チーターの話題が多いので僕が10日前にVIPで当たった酷すぎるチーターとの試合載っけときます チートの内容は出てくるアイテムをこのはとスマッシュボールのみに限定すると言うものだと思います
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i read the entire paragraph and then glanced at the username. it's like a fish explaining why the world should be covered in water
I feel like I don’t see a lot of people talk about WHY the game is like this and just boil it down to specific characters when in truth it’s just the engine. Cause it’s not at all characters having a lack of approach tools or anything of that sort. Its simply just because interaction in this game leads to getting blown up more times than not (Especially true against the top tiers) Adding Yoshis doesn’t really encourage approaching, it just encourages one side to fish even harder for said blowing up and can do so while camping. While it just makes the other player double down on their camping to avoid the cheese. I’ve never understood personally why people equate stages like yoshis “nerfing” camping when it either just gets banned or the person camping to avoid the cheese is gonna camp even harder while also benefitting from the cheese albeit not as hard as someone with ladder combos LOL. I feel like the only thing this stage does is nerf Steve and buff ladder characters and not what people think it does by “nerfing” camping or “shaking up the meta” 🤷🏾‍♂️
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the best way to avoid the cheese in ultimate is to play project m
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so far i hate every person i've played p+ rollback with which must mean it is functioning perfectly
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rivals 2 workshop asks the brave question: what if you could play characters better than mid tier?
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just got dash dance camped by project m donkey kong on my lunch break i will never forgive you
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the worst trope in fiction is when the characters randomly talk about an in-universe story and the le epic foreshadowing is that the plot is going to mirror it
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if you have *noun* twt in your bio you are below a bot to me
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only thing i can think of that's more cringe is having your location marked as San Fransisco
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fandom has basically become a synonym for algorithm
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this is why we should take gaming more seriously
Apparently this is where the AI era started 😅 If I had beaten that bot in 2017, maybe the world would be a very different place now I had a chance to stop AI, but …
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watching former awesome project m players become banal chungus millennials who post facebook stories that depict a life so mundane it unclasps a deluge of endless dread within me. how did you become this way? you were once a warrior
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the day you stop gaming is the day your soul extinguishes
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minecraft has literal block powercreep. every new block has 100 symmetrical mini textures and blends in with the generic spruce deepslate medieval palette that 50% of builders use. i can guarantee the new jukebox was designed explicitly to be slotted into a brown gradient wall
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the true ranking for placements in a tournament is 4th > 1st > 3rd > 7th > 5th > 2nd
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this stage has built in defense against side-b spammers
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bowser deserves to be able to counterpick Kongo Jungle 64
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Cane's Box Combo
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