I like funny, but I’m not very comedy.
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$PaulRihani retweeted
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
$PaulRihani retweeted
There is no Russia Hoax.
There is only a US president who serves the interests of Vladimir Putin. Useful idiots parrot Trump’s pro-Putin propaganda.
There is no hidden conspiracy. Trump’s betrayal of Western democracy is out there for all the world to see.
$PaulRihani retweeted
Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
$PaulRihani retweeted
What's understood doesn't have to be explained. A generational player. Point blank, period 👑
For Your Consideration: Angel Reese for Defensive Player of the Year, All-WNBA, and All-Defense 🅰️
$PaulRihani retweeted
Michigan Trump voter when asked about Trump’s latest promise of $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms: “I’m waiting on my DOGE check and I’m still waiting on my tariff check. I’ve done the math. The man owes me $22,200.”
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Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?
AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.
So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.
$PaulRihani retweeted
NEWS: Governor Wes Moore, along with Baltimore’s Mayor Brandon Scott, have overseen an over 40% decrease in homicides in Maryland putting the state on pace for its lowest homicide rate in over 40 years. That’s huge.
$PaulRihani retweeted
I'm starting to become convinced that Trump's monomaniacal obsession with the ballroom/bunker is because he plans on barricading himself inside the bunker when his term is up.
NEWS ON THE BALLROOM -- The $1B for USSS is one of the most important things Republicans are dealing with right now.
It is the single provision that is standing in the way of ICE/CBP funding. Trump wants this on his desk by June 1. But that's all been complicated by the $1B for security, including Trump's ballroom.
Forget the House floor right now. it's irrelevant. all the action will begin when the Senate moves the reconciliation bill.
As @LauraEWeiss16 scooped last night, Senate is not only changing the $1B language, but they are also considering lowering the number from $1B.
Senate is engaged in a lot of Trump management right now. They know Trump wants the money but they also know that, in its current form, they cant pass it. The parliamentarian is a side show, for the most part. Because if the language ends up on the floor, it could easily come out during vote-a-rama.
And here's the real kicker: The House is even trickier. Absences and opposition will kill this provision in the House. Johnson has been warned by rank and file. This won't fly.
punchbowl.news/archive/51926…
$PaulRihani retweeted
no 6-foot-6 adult has ever looked more like a 12-year old than Carter Bryant being hugged by Wemby
$PaulRihani retweeted
Donald Trump just stole $1.7B from us — and he's creating a slush fund to reward his political allies.
I've never seen anything like this in my 50 years in politics.
It makes Nixon look like a boy scout.
cnbc.com/2026/05/18/trump-di…
