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K-POP Primal A mix of sports, music, and pop culture.

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Joined April 2009
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José Abreu LAUNCHES a 3-run shot Houston Astros 4 Minnesota Twins 0
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Is she part of the LALISA CRAZY GIRL SHOW? #LISAxCRAZYHORSE
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Is the earth actually just a simulation? Once upon a time, in the bustling virtual city of GTA 6, there was a character known to all as Irish. He was notorious for his wild adventures and daring heists, but little did he know that his fate was about to take a sharp turn. One sunny day, while cruising through the pixelated streets of Los Santos, Irish crossed paths with none other than Chris Brown, the famous singer and performer. They formed an unlikely alliance, deciding to pull off the biggest heist the virtual world had ever seen. Their plan involved recruiting two more accomplices, Stewie and a Texan with a penchant for smoking cigarettes. Together, they hatched a scheme that would rival the complexity of Folarin Balogun's soccer skills. As they put their plan into action, they caught the attention of none other than Tommy Fury, the charismatic boxer from Grand Theft Auto V's world. He wanted in on the action, seeing it as an opportunity to showcase his combat prowess in the digital realm. Meanwhile, in the real world, 2023 marked the year when Barack Obama was in the the news, a stark contrast to the chaos unfolding in the virtual streets. Back in GTA 6, the crew's exploits drew the ire of Jaidyn, the virtual law enforcement's most relentless officer, and they had to employ the expertise of Julian Assange to protect their digital identities. As they raced against time and the law, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure, guarded by none other than Elijah Moore, the enigmatic guardian of the Oregon desert. Deion, a master of strategy, helped them navigate this perilous terrain. Their epic journey climaxed with the daring heist itself, echoing the chant "Go Bills!" among the gang members. But in the end, it was Gallagher, the mastermind behind the entire operation, who proved to be the most enigmatic character of all. And so, in the world of GTA 6, amidst a chaotic fusion of real and virtual, legends were born, alliances forged, and treasures uncovered. The city never slept, and neither did the adventurers who roamed its streets, forever etching their stories into the digital fabric of this captivating world.
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Why do police officers ask drivers if they know how fast they were going when they pull them over for speeding? Is this just a formality, or are the officers actually curious about the driver's awareness of their speed? #GoBlue
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Usher will perform at halftime of Super Bowl LVIII 🏈in Las Vegas.
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Good morning Prince William was taken to Governors Island in New York Harbor to see the efforts of the Billion Oyster Project. #tuesdayvibe #tuesdaymotivations
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Warner Music Signs Record Deal With AI-Generated Popstar, Noonoouri . The virtual influencer has become the first-ever strictly digital popstar to garner a record deal.
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Is this Drake and Sza? #AskOffset
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Life is short never forget Unexpected Pals. #MondayMorning #mondaythoughts
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Jennifer's Body trending Is it due to Megan Fox?
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Sophie's alone it seems like no one cares she's lovin her bottle cuz its drying her tears💦 I still remember the summer we met I wish I could but i'll never bring back those days again. 🎸
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Chiefs fans when they see Andy Reid after he made Travis Kelce practice and get injured in practice.
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Spoiler alert ‼️🚨 What upcoming album are these lyrics leaked from ? Deep down i know/ It meant nothing / just a way for / you to pass the time and now I wonder Did I ever really matter/ Did I ever really matter to you? #SKZ_SocialPathXSuperBowl
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Is she the Oxygen in the room? UPDATE FROM BURNING MAN. Happy labor day!
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For many technology enthusiasts, the metaverse holds the promise of revolutionizing nearly every aspect of daily living, from professional pursuits to learning experiences to leisure activities. Now, a recent study from Cornell University indicates that the environment could also benefit from the metaverse. The study reveals that the metaverse has the potential to reduce the global surface temperature by as much as 0.02 degrees Celsius by the end of the century. #CRYPTONEWSWTF
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Would you date a Monster Energy Girl? $Mnst
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𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓘𝓼 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷’𝓼 𝓑𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓖𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼? #BidenDebateKennedy
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Deion says we told ya #WECOMING Colorado Buffs #BuffNation
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Breaking News Singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett, who popularized beach bum soft rock with the escapist song “Margaritaville” and turned that celebration into an empire of restaurants, resorts and frozen concoctions, has died. He was 76. RIP Legend.
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Now that's a Real SMACK DOWN 🐊 #AEWRampage
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