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MI, Do NOT FUMBLE this man. Future politicians, take notes. 📝
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On behalf of the British people, I would like to apologise for the slave trade. I am sorry we were the first great power in history to turn its guns on it. I am sorry it cost us around 2,000 sailors to free 150,000 people they would never meet. I am sorry the rest of the world took so long to follow. Slavery did not begin with Britain. It is as old as civilisation. Babylon wrote it into law. Rome built an empire on it. The Vikings sold Englishmen through the slave market at Dublin. In 1625 Barbary corsairs took 60 men, women and children out of a Cornish church; by 1640 Parliament was told 3,000 to 5,000 English people were held in Algiers alone. Every great power of the age took part in the Atlantic trade. Portugal and Spain for a century before an English ship did. Then the Dutch, the French — and the British, who in the eighteenth century carried more than anyone. That is the record. It is not disputed here. Then a nation turned on the trade that had made it rich. Wilberforce's bill was beaten year after year. On 25 March 1807 it passed. Then Britain did the part the critics never mention — it sent the Royal Navy to enforce it. The West Africa Squadron sailed in 1808, two ships for 3,000 miles of coast, and hunted slavers for nearly sixty years. Britain paid Spain and Portugal to open their ships to search. HMS Black Joke ran down the slaver El Almirante in 1829 and found 466 people in her hold. Around 2,000 British sailors died doing it — most of fever, to free people they would never meet. 1,600 slave ships seized. 150,000 Africans set free. In 1833 Parliament borrowed £20 million to end slavery across the Empire. The debt was not finally redeemed until 2015. The United States needed a civil war. Cuba held slaves until 1886. Brazil until 1888 — eighty-one years after Westminster voted. Yes, we took part in the trade. Every power of the age did. None of them fought it like we did. So yes. I will apologise. I am sorry it cost us so much. I am sorry the rest of the world took so long to follow. That is not something you apologise for. That is something you teach. #history #britishhistory #royalnavy #westafricasquadron
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN TRYING TO GET HIS CATS INSIDE THE HOUSE FOR THE EVENING IS THE GREATEST VIDEO YOU WILL WATCH TODAY 😭
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A monkey trying to feed a banana to Nandi on a traffic island while life goes on around them. 🐒♥️
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BREAKING: Trump says he will give every adult citizen $5,000 if GOP wins the midterms Idiocracy was so far ahead of its time 🤣
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Warren McCulloch, the father of neural networks, talks AI in 1962.
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BREAKING: For the first time in history, a space launch from continental Europe has successfully reached orbit. @isaraerospace, the German space company, launched its Spectrum rocket from Andøya Spaceport in Norway today.
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Noel Gallagher summed all this up perfectly 15 years ago
Lawless youths torch field of cars in warped tribute to victim of A66 crash: As hundreds of extra police are drafted into Middlesbrough amid fears of gang carnage, masked thugs show what they think of crackdown
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We should see more Police Bodycams than we do clips from frauditors who point their phones at coppers at protests etc. Here's an example from GMP, a single crewed unarmed officer, suspect detained, and a big knife recovered. Well done that man!
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“…it is better to be America’s enemy than its friend, for it buys its enemies and sells its friends.” Yes.
"Having burned through decades of accumulated diplomatic goodwill and having needlessly pushed up the cost of living with his demented trade policies, Trump is now destroying the Right." Powerful, depressing and true from @DanielJHannan telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08…
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This Indian chips ad
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Canadian Geese RENAMED. They’re officially Donald Ducks.
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On March 11, 889, a 22-year-old Japanese emperor wrote in his diary about a new black cat he had recently acquired… “On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi. The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It's as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.”
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babe wake up, new term just dropped
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New skill unlocked 💀
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A ninja cat got your back.
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