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I'm the dinosaur mom.

Joined November 2013
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Put me in the Earth because @JeffreeStar and @shanedawson just killed me and my budget.
So far my only complaint about #borderlands3 is that the menus are TINY in couch co-op. It's #battleborn all over again when it comes to the menus and 2 player.
My four month old is obsessed with @JeffreeStar. Sometimes I have to play one of Jeffree's videos just so I can eat breakfast. #jeffreestar #momlife
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All I want for #MothersDay is everyone I like to live on tonight's #gameofthrones
Pretty sure I'm entering a new phase in my life. It's the metamorphosis of Jennifer over here. #glowup #changes
That awkward moment when you catch someone creepin... and they know that you know. #awkward #creeps
Christmas got me ready to put my fake face on. #Christmas #familytradition
The worst part is that Zach reminded me to earlier, but I was like "Nah."
I didn't take my sleeping pill tonight and now I am full of regret.
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My 70yr old veteran father can't get enough @gagamonster96
That's the myth, at least.
I haven't had the luxury. Zach's brother and his girlfriend came in and now I'm being ignored in the living room.
I'm exhausted after this morning.
Uhhh... Did Kanye just compare himself to Walt Disney and Steve Jobs because.... nope. #VMAs
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Twitter just asked me what's happening. Oh, Twitter, I don't know. #VMAs
Calvin: wins a VMA for a song he didn't write or sing
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So is Calvin gonna thank Taylor for writing the song tho? #VMAs #petty #THISISWHATYOUCAMEFOR