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YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”
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reminder!!!! tomorrow is the designated BLUE day for voting!! if you are voting RED that’s not til WEDNESDAY!!! many people are still confused!!!
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type of shit trans girls do 6 months before saying fuck it and starting estrogen
JUST IN: New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani officially unveils new mustache.
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VOTE PEOPLE, VOTE
🚨 NEW: The Democrats are projected to gain control of the Senate following tomorrow's midterm elections 🔵 DEM: 54 (+7) (including 2 independents) 🔴 GOP: 46 (-7) Alabama: GOP HOLD 🔴 48 🔵 40% Alaska: DEM GAIN 🔵 48% 🔴 46% Arkansas: GOP HOLD 🔴 50% 🔵 41% Colorado: DEM HOLD 🔵 52% 🔴 38% Florida: GOP HOLD 🔴 49% 🔵 45% Georgia: DEM HOLD 🔵 54% 🔴 46% Idaho: GOP HOLD 🔴 49% ⚪️ 43% Illinois: DEM HOLD 🔵 56% 🔴 44% Iowa: DEM GAIN 🔵 48% 🔴 47% Kansas: DEM GAIN 🔵 49% 🔴 44% Kentucky: GOP HOLD 🔴 49% 🔵 40% Louisiana: GOP HOLD 🔴 48% 🔵 44% Maine: DEM GAIN 🔵 51% 🔴 45% Massachusetts: DEM HOLD 🔵 53% 🔴 32% Michigan: DEM HOLD 🔵 50% 🔴 44% Minnesota: DEM HOLD 🔵 48% 🔴 43% Mississippi: GOP HOLD 🔴 43% 🔵 40% Montana: GOP HOLD 🔴 46% ⚪️ 29% 🔵 21% Nebraska: GOP HOLD 🔴 48% ⚪️ 46% New Hampshire: DEM HOLD 🔵 54% 🔴 42% New Mexico: DEM HOLD 🔵 53% 🔴 37% North Carolina: DEM GAIN 🔵 54% 🔴 45% Ohio: DEM GAIN 🔵 49% 🔴 44% Rhode Island: DEM HOLD 🔵 59% 🔴 25% South Carolina: GOP HOLD 🔴 48% 🔵 47% South Dakota: GOP HOLD 🔴 54% ⚪️ 46% Texas: DEM GAIN 🔵 50% 🔴 46% Races with no verified or recent polling data: Delaware: 🔵 DEM HOLD New Jersey: 🔵 DEM HOLD Oklahoma: 🔴 GOP HOLD Oregon: 🔵 DEM HOLD Tennessee: 🔴 GOP HOLD Virginia: 🔵 DEM HOLD West Virginia: 🔴 GOP HOLD Wyoming: 🔴 GOP HOLD [Via NYTimes aggregate of polls from sources including Quantas, YouGov and MSNow]
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DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS, THE MIDTERMS ARE FUCKING TOMORROW. NOTHING IS WRAPPED UNTIL THE OFFICIAL RESULTS COME OUT. GET OUT AND VOTE. OUR LIVES FUCKING DEPEND ON IT
That's a wrap! House: 🔵 240 - (224-252 Likely Seats) 🔴 195 - (183-211 Likely Seats) Senate: 🔵 54 - (51-55 Likely Seats) 🔴 46 - (45-49 Likely Seats) Governorships: 🔵 29 - (26-30 Likely Seats) 🔴 21 - (20-24 Likely Seats) Read it for free: usapolling.substack.com/p/de…
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This post is misleading. By saying “that’s a wrap!” And posting projected election results, it suggests the elections have already happened and the results are known. In fact, the post is only referring to the end of polling, while the election itself is on Tuesday. t.co/S13gIvzXaq
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idk about the science in this thread but I will say that the person in my bed when my alarm goes off in the morning feels like someone completely separate from me who does not care about my plans and hates my guts
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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Reminder: this is the count for EARLY VOTING. It’s not over till it’s over. All of these states could flip. If you haven’t voted, GO VOTE ON NOVEMBER 3RD. We cannot be complacent, we cannot assume victory until the full election is actually over
and the count concludes
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These are not the results of the midterm election. The midterm elections are on the 3rd of November, 2026. ballotpedia.org/United_States_…
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They're telling me to give up on the pirate token like I wasn't there in the trenches looking for Mr. Gold as a kid
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The real problem with adhd isn’t not getting work done, it’s that you have no neutral contentment, if you’re brain isn’t being stimulated you will just immediately fall into a deep depression. Thats why adhd suicide rates are high.
1. I have adhd and stimulants "work on me" 2. stimulants make everyone feel like this and adhd isnt real.
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Genuinely what more proof do yall fucking need
Marvel held a drone show in Korea for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ that included a transition from Iron Man to Doctor Doom.
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Initiating any kind of physical touch with someone while being ugly feels like you’re molesting them
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memetic warfare is real and people have let rich pedophiles manipulate them into having no sense of empathy or justice for the sake of le epic edgy joke
WHITE PEOPLE FINAL BOSS
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how to become an angel #deltarune
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it's always like "Tiny Human just asked me if I can buy food for him instead of vapes and funko pops even though he *knows* I need those things to manage my chronic anxiety,,, so bold for someone who Doesn't Fucking Pay Rent"
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JUNE BUSTERS #Homestuck
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Replying to @dolliedrops
Like not even to glaze Jerry but Rick being all mad at him about how half his “dumbass DNA” is in his grandkids and it’s like no bitch Jerry is why your grandson is still a cute little boopah despite The Horrors
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it really feels like this everyday
I really hope when I die I get reincarnated into a actual girl
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On one hand gender dysphoria ruined my entire life but on the other hand I might get to look like a cute girl with 50 gallons of makeup on 5 years from now
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He cleaned himself up #Deltarune
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Most of Trey and Matt's takes boil down to "bad things are bad but people who hate bad things are annoying; being annoying and being evil are equally unacceptable."
rewatching south park rn and like matt and trey was lowkey wrong half the time
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"It's easier to pretend we didn't *actually* go to the moon than it is to accept we live in the ruins of a more advanced society that briefly appeared in the 20th century"
Empire State Building. Allegedly built in 400 days almost 100 years ago. A ridiculous lie. Old World building. They have to pretend that they built it.
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