Trying to decide if the bank fee for overdrafting is more expensive than the fee for having too low of a savings account. They will probs charge me for both anyway 🤷 love being an American where at least I know I have fees
Should I keep a normal pain log or just tweet every time my joints start aching like someone predicting a bad storm coming in
Tw*tter says to add my name here retweeted
evangelicals: there is male and female
paul: there is neither male nor female
The Venn diagram of moms who share the “OMG kids are using apps like tiktok that make them unsafe,” and moms who share very detailed back to school photos with their child’s personal info on a public social media profile is a circle ⭕️
A very drunk dude called me “man” as I walked passed him on the sidewalk telling everyone that passed him if they could knock him out he would buy them a beer.
I’m taking that as a win for my gender being confusing
Did I just forget or is stranger things season 3 just extra squish and gooey? Have I watched almost the entire season in a day?? Maybeeeeee so far I’ve avoided season 4 spoilers so I’m trying to keep it that way. The internet makes that difficult
What happens when you are unprepared for excess superglue and you are trying to save the carpet and your clothes?
Did we stop doing those tweets that are like “retweet this if you hate your landlord or love chocolate”
Where you could retweet it because you love chocolate obviously.
Yeah. Twitter is still the same since a year ago. Just everyone screaming into the void and sometimes screaming the same thing. Comforting that things stay the same
“My Facebook is spying on me! This ad is too relevant!”
Nah bro. Did you even read the fine print. They own your first born child.
Uhhhhhh nope. Also like. Men’s voices weren’t loud enough either which is why church architecture is set up how it is to carry sound before microphones were a thing
Did you know that women couldn’t be preachers if microphones weren’t invented? They don’t have the strong, powerful voices that carry like men’s voices do. God created men to be the preachers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A woman can carry her voice without a microphone as well as a man. For instance, the loudest (verified) human scream was 129 dB (decibels) performed by Jill Drake, a woman.
Source: guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/…
See also: you can train your voice to carry further and be “louder” but if you are in a group that was oppressed for years and told not to speak up and never got training or practice to speak loudly and was punished or corrected if you did.…you as a person may be quieter






