@profanityswan

Participant in @AthleticoMince @TFTimeMachine and @unseriousdarts. My life is well within its usual frame.

 Sunderland, The North
Joined September 2008
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This was loads of fun to do and hopefully it will improve your festive season.
EggPod 🍏@IAmTheEggPod17h
Christmas episode now ready to unleash in the munchiest part of the festive season. For anyone interested in an EggPod / Top Flight Time Machine crossover, you’re in for a treat… @TFTimeMachine
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Maybe listen to this instead of watching Aspinall v Littler now on ITV4? No? Oh...
Unserious Darts@UnseriousDartsOct 24
NEW EPISODE! ‘Ep. 95 - Lute Lickler’ A tiny telescope, dog dartitis, coverage annoyance, autumn hate, that Netflix thing, and a hero returns. SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/441… APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… EVERYWHERE ELSE: pod.link/1732683194/episode/…
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You know what, he fucking might. Right up his street.
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Dear @andyburnham, now do people who won't shut up at gigs
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Some of you almost certainly wonder what goes on behind the scenes as we prepare to record a new episode, so here's an exclusive glimpse!
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Written just a few months before mid-2016 when everything seemed to start going to shit. Quaint diatribes against fellas with man-buns and, well actually, Greg(g) Wallace. #prescient
Christopher Chadwick@RandomoidOct 12
I've finally started reading Get In The Sea, that's been gathering dust on my bedside table for longer than I care to think about. Decided I wanted to do something about my doom-scrolling dopamine addiction and what better way to start. Get in! @profanityswan
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Selling two tickets for the brilliant Daniel Kitson in Durham next Thursday cos I can't go. 🤪 ROW C IN THE STALLS! 🤪 twickets.live/app/block/1111…
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If you fancy dipping your toe into our Iron Filings Society on Patreon (every brand new episode, loads exclusive and all ad-free), you can try it out for a week for ZERO PENCE*! patreon.com/cw/topflighttime… (*Platinum and Turbo tiers)

Top Flight Time Machine IFS — Creating podcasts

Get more from Top Flight Time Machine IFS on Patreon. Creating podcasts. Support Top Flight Time Machine IFS and get exclusive access to their work.

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Because we realised YEARS ago that talking about football on podcasts is SHITE pod.link/1361056037/episode/…

European Washing Up Bowls

Listen to European Washing Up Bowls from Top Flight Time Machine wherever you get your podcasts!

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Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 4
NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘European Washing Up Bowls’ Another sweet, pre-ballet snacks, a new pod launch, trial sunglasses, a solo trip and a ferry ride. PATREON: patreon.com/topflighttimemac… APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

European Washing Up Bowls | Top Flight Time Machine IFS

Another sweet, pre-ballet snacks, a new pod launch, trial sunglasses, a solo trip and a ferry ride.

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This listener seems a bit mysterious but his opinion is BANG ON
Si@Actual_SiOct 5
Hands down the bestest podcast out there. Top Flight Time Machine has effortlessly guided me through life and I’m a much better rounded human for it. It’s not for everyone, and that’s fine… but those people are dickheads
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Further proof that @TFTimeMachine is doing its bit to keep the nation's social care bill down
Keith@KLoughrinOct 5
Replying to @TFTimeMachine
Give Sam and Andy a go. They are the best. I love my daily episodes. Keeps me sane.
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Peter is an award-winning (possibly) writer of highly-acclaimed TV and film and his opinion here can not be questioned.
Peter Bowker@pbowker7Oct 5
This is the greatest podcast deep dive of all time. It isn't even close. Where to start? His son Mungo? Shot in the hair? That Australian cricketer living in Roy's head rent-free? Boycott on Qualuudes. Chimp experiments? A must for football fans everywhere.
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Andy Dawson retweeted
Andy Dawson@profanityswanOct 5
It started here - we sounded so young and not jaded at all.
Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 5
Replying to @TFTimeMachine
Or go right back to the start and work your way through all 383 episodes that we've done so far! pod.link/1361056037/episode/…

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1

Listen to The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1 from Top Flight Time Machine wherever you get your podcasts!

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Andy Dawson retweeted
Andy Dawson@profanityswanOct 5
THIS plus 382 other episodes in the mesmerising world of Roy Race and his supporting players.
Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 5
Replying to @TFTimeMachine
Maybe make a start with the shocking issue when Roy Race got shot in the hair! pod.link/1361056037/episode/…
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Andy Dawson retweeted
Andy Dawson@profanityswanOct 5
A cast-iron alternative to the endless deluge of pod-slop that is probably somehow responsible for the resurgence of the plague - get involved!
Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 5
Statistics that we've just made up show that over 1,700 new podcasts have been launched already this week - and that NONE of them are any good. Delve into a world of quality with our ongoing Melchester Odyssey series, charting the history of Roy of the Rovers.
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This man's 'humble opinion' is in fact roaringly correct.
Tarkin VanHelsing@LeGrumpMajuereOct 5
Replying to @profanityswan
In my humble opinion, The Melchester Odyssey is up there with the best comedies. Never fails to make me laugh.
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It started here - we sounded so young and not jaded at all.
Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 5
Replying to @TFTimeMachine
Or go right back to the start and work your way through all 383 episodes that we've done so far! pod.link/1361056037/episode/…

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1

Listen to The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1 from Top Flight Time Machine wherever you get your podcasts!

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THIS plus 382 other episodes in the mesmerising world of Roy Race and his supporting players.
Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 5
Replying to @TFTimeMachine
Maybe make a start with the shocking issue when Roy Race got shot in the hair! pod.link/1361056037/episode/…
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A cast-iron alternative to the endless deluge of pod-slop that is probably somehow responsible for the resurgence of the plague - get involved!
Top Flight Time Machine@TFTimeMachineOct 5
Statistics that we've just made up show that over 1,700 new podcasts have been launched already this week - and that NONE of them are any good. Delve into a world of quality with our ongoing Melchester Odyssey series, charting the history of Roy of the Rovers.
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The end of an era - for over 25 years, John's stuff has always been Very Readable Indeed. Superbly, he wraps it up by calling for the abolition of the Premier League. It's not for everyone, but he's right.
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@F365Oct 5
'This will be my last column for F365 of over 3000 since November 2000.' And so it ends. @JohnnyTheNic we love you. Go and have a rest and enjoy all the football that's not the Premier League... football365.com/news/john-ni…

John Nicholson writes his final Football365 column of 26-year reign...

John Nicholson has written over 3000 columns for F365, starting in the drunken dot.com bubble days and ending out of love with the Premier League.

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