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profplum99 retweeted
Dude I’m so sick of Twitter traders giving two mysterious scenarios for prices
And then prices go up or down they quote tweet the vague tweet
“I told you so”
Bro you didn’t tell us anything other than riddles and fairytales
You’re not a trader you’re a wannabe palm reader
profplum99 retweeted
This is my official audition to become @metaplex's Chief Sing and Dance Correspondent
How'd I do?
profplum99 retweeted
It's currently unknown which chain the SEC will pick for "Project Crypto"
But in their press release, they reference AVAX putting car titles onchain as a perfect use case for Crypto
Common AVAX W
profplum99 retweeted
This is going to upset some people
But I couldn't be MORE sick of the entitlement that exists in Crypto
"Opensea/Pump Fun better give me a massive airdrop"
"Omg Kaito isn't giving me 5 figures a month anymore"
When did Crypto go turn into a world of e-beggars complaining about everything?
The reality is there's a huge skill gap in Crypto
If you're professional, are likable, have a work ethic and put your head down for like 4 years and not focus on gambling/trading
And instead try really really hard to provide value to other people and get a job (if you want)
You will, without a doubt in my mind, absolutely crush it
But instead we're so warped and distracted by making "generational wealth" that so many people have ridiculous expectations and toxic behaviors
You don't deserve an airdrop from Kaito
You don't deserve an airdrop from Opensea
You don't deserve an airdrop from Pump Fun
What you DO HAVE is the generational opportunity to be early enough to an industry that "the big boys" aren't here
So there's a HUGE need and reward for people with skill and willingness to work their faces off
The ROI for working your ass off and not falling into the trap of "trading" is so freaking high
So instead of asking for free money, GENUINELY try to make something of yourself and I guarantee it'll be more beneficial
I was the complainer type my first cycle
It took me losing 85% of my portfolio to realize after 6 months of being in this industry I had nothing to show for it
I got a job as a social media manager making $300 per week
Worked that for 3 months, then got another job
Worked for free at the job after that
And after 12 months I landed a job that was enough to live off of
12 months after that I started making video content and working my ass off on that
12 months after that I'm literally living the dream, couldn't be happier
But it never would've happened if I kept the entitlement mentality
profplum99 retweeted
One of the most insane post-mint runs I've seen on in a very long time
People CANNOT get enough of these Chillhouse NFTs
Solana NFT haters in shambles
(I'm sidelined and faded at 3 SOL)
profplum99 retweeted
CT this morning: "FOMC meeting is priced in"
Prices as soon as Jerome Powell said Good Afternoon:
profplum99 retweeted
Kaito's Anti-AI slop update is the most bullish thing that could've possibly happened
I went from being on 1 board to 6 boards and countless others noticing the same
Making creators feel like they can ACTUALLY make money by posting genuine content about products is all you need
profplum99 retweeted
One of my most reliable sources of alpha is saying that Otherside by Yuga Labs will "cook beyond your mind can comprehend"
I just bought some Otherside Lands as Pump Insurance😂
I refuse to fade @CryptoGarga
profplum99 retweeted
Abstract is giving me early Blast vibes rn
Like pre-Pacmoon
Like pre-Fantasy Top
What is the best way to get exposure to the ecosystem?
profplum99 retweeted
Beamable is airdropping 1% of their $BMB supply to people depending on their CT mindshare rank
They're a gaming infrastructure company that powers some of the top web3 games
TGE coming Q4 this year
Check if you qualify here: claim.beamable.network
profplum99 retweeted
My worst investment this year has to be these fucking Bodoggos lmao
Buying mid influencers collections in the future ?
Big fucking NO
They probably pretend to do shit but the floor price reflects their ''hard work''
No hate just spitting straight facts
profplum99 retweeted
LetsBonk has made $20M the last 2 weeks and not a soul has called it "extractive"
In fact, people are cheering it on
Being aligned with your community is THE MOST +EV thing you can do as a business with a token
profplum99 retweeted
My first cycle I was so obsessed with "making it" and felt like I was too late to BTC and ETH
In attempts to catch up I bought memecoins, NFTs and DeFi plays
Lost 85% of my portfolio in months
I see a lot of people doing the same today
Don't learn the lesson the hard way 🙏
profplum99 retweeted
The way people are doomposting I thought everything nuked
I checked prices and BTC is at $117k???
How much leverage are you guys using 😭
profplum99 retweeted
No I'm literally never touching $PUMP again lol
I like making bets on people who align community & business (see Pengu, Rekt, Bonk, etc)
Who is Pump's community?
Memecoin devs? Trenchers farming their copy traders?
My SOL ecosystem bets are Bonk Raydium & BoDoggos














