There is a place and a time for nonsense and that place is wherever I am and that time is all the time.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2007
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It takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, but sometimes it's important to get a good workout.
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May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn my hand to a book about how big the universe is
And how little of it is obligated to love us
Who do I even think I am
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In #tonyawards speech, Leading Actor for @funhomemusical Michael @cerveris calls on the #SupremeCourt to rule for the freedom to marry
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If Helen Mirren can just win an Emmy and Grammy as the Queen, she will have the first royal EGOT. #TonyAwards
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Undergrads: Make a music video with your chapter and win registration money for #pspnc15! Deadline May 1. Details: facebook.com/PSPUndergradVid…
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Calling all undergrad chapters of #phisigmapi join the "Show us your AWESOME" music video contest! youtu.be/SgsPzawu_54 @phisigmapi plz RT
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Excited 2 reveal JK Rowling shared a BRAND NEW Harry Potter book w/me last night (via dream). Surprised 2 learn it stars many of my friends!
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It's Arnold Palmer's birthday! Half of this tweet is a birthday message. The rest is iced tea.
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I'm not even going to tell you the lengths to which I will go to fulfill a promise to a customer, because it will just give you ideas.
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You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.
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"I think everyone has a 'that time Andrew almost killed me while he was driving' story." -@proko5 #pspnc13 (@SpartyCantwell @pspDuff)
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My dentist just told me I need to add "Little Shop of Horrors" to my Netflix queue. Should I be afraid?
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Ain't she a beaut? #HOL MT @universityicons: Really love this beautiful image from SU just added to our collection! ow.ly/i/2zybT
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I'm Weighing Whether I Want To Go Through The Hell Of Appealing To You Idiotic, Uninformed Oafs | By Hillary Clinton onion.com/Z60m8i
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NY passed #GayMarriage in 2011 & won #SuperBowl in 2012. MD passed #GayMarriage in 2012 & won #SuperBowl in 2013.
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Last night's #Elementary confirmed our suspicion that kindly, charitable people are often both pimps and foreign spies. ht.ly/gxGiD
