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Thöm Björk

@prootsal

Your premier source for Thom Yorke x Björk parody tweets

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2012
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These people are finally understanding what level I'm on. I don't use spotify. I don't make out with people.
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May the fourth be with you
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Walking around LA just now and two dudes walked past me listening to something on one of their phones as one of them said "isn't this like the best song you've ever heard?". The song was SpongeBob background music.
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Happy pi day
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May the fourth be with you
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Got an $18 beer at a concert. Nature is healing.
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He's just like me!! He's just like me fr fr!!!
HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN) profile pictureHIDEO_KOJIMA
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN23 Feb 2022
My vacuum cleaner broke, so I got a new one. This gadget feeling, sci-fi feeling😅.
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May the fourth be with you
wint (@dril) profile picturewint
@dril2 Feb 2022
my heart goes out to people waking up from comas today & not believing the date actually is the number 2 repeated an insane amount of times
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There was a live performance of My Chemical Romance in Kawasaki, Japan in 2006, I think. When I went to the venue, there were almost all teenage girls. I didn't see any old men in my age. But as I was wearing the band T-shirt, people said to me "I like your T-shirt, Ojisan."
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN25 Jan 2022
Good morning.
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How much would you guys pay me for more tweets about the green day guy and how I don't have any sex
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What if you Nettie Potted bong water? Could prevent covid.
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I'm being informed i spelled neti pot weird
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I hope this gets zero likes
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This is the jerk store that called
Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) profile pictureJim Cramer
@jimcramer28 Dec 2021
suboptimal
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They are clearing the aisles for Valentine’s Day. You can see the labels on the shelves.
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This is what happens when you don't wake him up
catatonicyouths (@catatonicyouths) profile picturecatatonicyouths@catatonicyouths29 Oct 2021
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wake up
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Just bought this NFT for 420 ETH ($1.6m USD)
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Gonna start referring to the pandemic as the Panama papers
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Did anybody wake up the guy from green day? He's gonna be grumpy
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New LaCroix just dropped
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The people have been clamoring for me to chime in on this. In my case, it was 4chan. In fact, /mu/ was a massive influence on my music taste. Needless to say, I have never pleasured a woman.
𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆. (@Iittlstrawberry) profile picture𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆.
@Iittlstrawberry20 Sep 2021
there are two people in this world ones who were exposed to this album through tumblr and ones who were exposed to this album through 4chan
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