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author of 13 best-selling cookbooks | certified alternative medicine guru and shaman | Grand Strategy Level Chaser | mushroom harvester |

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Joined May 2016
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WHEN I get the pirate token this Fortnite miniseason I WILL be posting my floppy flacid dick for all to see with reckless abandon. @TimSweeneyEpic, I hope you're watching. This is not a threat this is a promise. Be there or be square.
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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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the democrats won the midterms @Shayy_TV its your time to shine. rise up and control the repubs pronouns and gender and then get them on the bed
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genuinely fucking experiencing everything BUT getting that goddamn pirate token
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going to bed without unlocking the pirate shop on day 3
going to bed without unlocking the pirate shop on day 2
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When bro finally says he'll grind the Fortnite pirate token with you but you already hired 3 girls to accuse him of grooming
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The problem with AI is that you all keep making child porn instead of a cure for cancer
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For USA's election day we're asking all developers to provide a political essay and voting disclosure with their pages
Replying to @Filmbot
Age ratings tell parents what’s in a game so they can make informed decisions for their kids. These AI statements are just as partisan as mandatory political essays or forcing developers to list their voting history to drive cancel campaigns and public struggle sessions.
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going to bed without unlocking the pirate shop on day 2
going to bed without unlocking the pirate shop on day 1
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brisket memes taught me what being transgender was
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NNN: *starts* Nobody: Literally nobody: me and the boys not giving a single freak still kissing our homies goodnight and touching each other inappropriately:
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if I was a streamer I would just be E- fuckin the chat aaaalllll day
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Fungus47 retweeted
just realized i've been applying for jobs with "[email protected]" as my email 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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ethan klein definitely fucks in the way a seal flops
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This is what Japan thinks happens when you download a pirated copy of a video game:
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auto translate is undoing decades of anti chinese and pro japanese propaganda in the span of like a year
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