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Full stack developer @eBay and all around website guy. Follow me on https://teapawt.net/t.co/oDXNHJsz3x and https://teapawt.net/t.co/yGgoHmPYCg

PDX via SFO
Joined March 2009
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No camera. No AI. Just Normal Sunglasses. From DuckDuckGo x @Knockaround. (Yes, these are actually real. Get a pair here: knockaround.com/products/duc…)
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Okay, this is funny! 😆
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Replying to @bennyjohnson
You mean this peaceful educated nice man!
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Is MAGA fascist? You decide. New video. This is the history.
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Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation.  Maybe the Constitution should have said, “Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one’s political or financial self-interest.” By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny.
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“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life” ~Pastor Howard John-Wesley of Alfred Street Baptist Church In DC #CharlieKirk
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We agree with Charlie Kirk on basically nothing. Except that he deserves the right, as every human does, to speak freely without the threat of violence.
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk I’m so sorry that libbed up science lovin dumbass @MarkRober did this to your BEAIUTIFUL Tesla
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Patrick Nelson retweeted
“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”
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Tim Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit."
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Hope you like ads!
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Yessssss! Node just shipped the ability to run TypeScript files directly!
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Sunday rant. For software engineering, my sense is that the phrase “premature optimization is the root of all evil” has massively backfired. Its from a book on data structures and mainly tried to dissuade people from prematurely write things in assembler. But the point was to free you up to think harder about the data structures to use, not leave things comically inefficient. This context is always skipped when it’s uttered. Not all fast software is world-class, but all world-class software is fast. Performance is _the_ killer feature. If you are in engineering, here is a fantastic anecdote. I refer to this account often. It’s a bit subtile, but the implications are massive- It’s an account of how SQLite became 50% faster, not by doing one specific thing but hundreds of small ones. SQLite is everywhere today because of this work. sqlite-users.sqlite.narkive.… We need the engineers in all companies fight for this more. Product leads are not the right owners of the end performance of the software. This needs to be encoded in the professional pride of the software engineering discipline. Leaders in companies need to encourage it and hold engineering accountable. It’s simply not ok to fritter away the performance of the products for random reasons. Every user of your products cares exactly as much about latency as engineers do when typing in their terminal. They just don’t have the words to describe what they don’t like about the experience and neither should they.
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📰 Today, I write about patching globals, why it's so appealing, and five reasons that make it a bad API design. I really think you should read it. Huge thanks to @leeerob and @ljharb for helping me proofread this one. kettanaito.com/blog/why-patc…
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Patrick Nelson retweeted
i am so over the web design trend where every piece of text on the page has to animate in
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Love it when companies hide my email for security reasons. Especially when you literally just plugged in your email on the prior page. Oh, and this one is my favorite; nobody will guess my email @ZiplyFiber! 😅
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p.s. when the alias of your email (before the @) is only 3 letters long, basically no algo properly obscures it. Not that it matters. I should totally create [email protected]. How would you even pronounce that? 🤔
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With OpenAI, Figure 01 can now have full conversations with people -OpenAI models provide high-level visual and language intelligence -Figure neural networks deliver fast, low-level, dexterous robot actions Everything in this video is a neural network:
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