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Return to office is not driven by reasons most people say on here, it's about ensuring that people with decent paying jobs live in and commute to high expense areas, preventing them from eyeing financial freedom within their lifetime
I know there's a guy at my previous small and insignificant company who holds the laughable title of CIO who is talking about himself as a potential victim in every Teams call today
Jay Leno Is Recovering After Falling Down a Hill and Hitting His "Head on a Rock" hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
Not only should we be able to see people's Venmo payments from dad, we should also be able to see who has a trust fund. Could have avoided 10+ years of feeling like I was worthless shit if I knew which classmates had those
This picture of a kid coughing is making me mad. Cover your fuckin mouth man that shits disgusting
ALT It's a picture of a kid coughing and he's not even covering his mouth or anything it's just going everywhere
Did you guys hear about the Italian who got in a car wreck? Everyone was fine but the car is al dented
Lamest grift of all time: viral videos commenting on daylight savings time
Best grift of all time: holy water
moon cube false alarm (parody) retweeted
dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing
There is no better deal going anywhere than the bag of rags from the auto parts store. You get like 15 fuckin rags for eight bucks. I feel like I'm going to get arrested every time I buy them
Saw Terry Allen and Jo Harvey Allen yesterday. One of the coolest things that's ever happened to me.
