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Musiala, Karl, Pavlović, Olise, Bischof, Urbig, and Upamecano | Müller and Lahm are the GOATs | @enmaroc 🦁 @Alriyadiclub 💙💛 + Political twist

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Thomas Müller career in numbers. From a child in Bavaria to the KING of Bavaria. From a little kid with dreams to creating a new position. "Der Raumdeuter", a legend of the game that will never be forgotten 🤍❤ #DankeThomas
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Barcelona “at their worst”
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It’s crazy how Barcelona had to face Bayern at their worst, whenever Barcelona was good they always defeated Bayern.
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@SquawkaNov 5
Most final third passes completed in the Champions League in 2026/27. 🎯
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@SquawkaNov 5
Champions League Stat Leaders 2026/27

Champions League Stat Leaders 2026/27

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FC Bayern München
@FCBayernNov 5
Unser Weltfußballer bleibt! ❤️ Der FC Bayern verlängert mit 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑲𝒂𝒏𝒆 bis 2029.🌪️📝
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Harry Kane
@HKaneNov 5
Looking forward to an exciting future with @fcbayern! Here’s to many more wins, trophies and great memories 🙌❤️
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@FCBayernNov 5
𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 🤝 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
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Bayern & Germany
@iMiaSanMiaNov 5
OFFICIAL: Harry Kane has extended his contract at FC Bayern until 2029 ✍️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@FCBayernNov 4
Can we talk about that Upamecano masterclass? 🤯
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@beyond90ftblNov 3
Dayot Upamecano plays centre-back like no other. revolutionising the role.
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Tom Bischof against Atlético Madrid: 88% Accurate passes 3 Chances created 8 Passes into final ⅓ 14 Line-breaking passes 3 Long Balls 6 Tackles 2 Clearances 2 Interceptions 5 Recoveries 7/9 Ground Duels won An underrated GEM 💎
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@iMiaSanMiaNov 3
Bayern player ratings against Atlético [BILD] Neuer 3 Laimer 1 Upamecano 1 Tah 2 Stanišić 3 Kimmich 2 Bischof 3 Olise 3 Karl 2 Davies 3 Kane 2 Brown 3 Kim N/A Boey N/A Danks 2
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I also love how Calm he is on the pitch😭😍
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@xKGx__Nov 3
Tom Bischof 🥶
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Harry Kane
@HKaneNov 3
Great European away day that! Three points and a clean sheet in Madrid 🙌
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FC Bayern München
@FCBayernNov 3
Dayot Upamecano Appreciation Post
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@FCBayernNov 3
Team 💯 Support 💯 Mia San Mia 💯
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Half squad injured Olise playing while still suffering from injury Playing away Yet, 2nd half was one of Bayern's best halves this season! What a game! What a performance by Bischof, Laimer and Upemcano 🪄🎩 THAT'S MY TEAM AND THAT IS "MIA SAN MIA"
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YES! LOUDEEEER!
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@FCBayernNov 3
Dayot Upamecano Appreciation Post
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UPAMECANO MOTM
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MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ICH LIEBE DICH LAIMER JE T'AIME UPAMECANO 😫❤️❤️
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Elite ball knowledge
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@iMiaSanMiaOct 30
Scotland's 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 representative was the only one who voted Dayot Upamecano in his top 10 (6th), which earned the defender 5 points and the 26th place
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