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they don't call me legs but I wish they did

the egg carton
Joined January 2013
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hi i experience feelings!!!!!!
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Insane just peed on top of the toilet seat in the porta potty god
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Angels
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I’ve been suuuuuuper busy sorting my glittery milk for my virtual cat please don’t text
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Had a dream I cried after finding a complete set of Judy moody books at the thrift merry Christmas
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Double feature Heidi and Open Season who’s down
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just me glowing in appleton
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drinking game where u take a shot every time my mom says she forgot the broccoli bliss
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God did this for me
Sheryl Crow and Olivia Rodrigo together in new photo.
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the kids favorite game is to scream POISON at me and then I have to pretend to die
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My snack tonight just happened to be toads fav aka a glass of water and cheese crackers
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baby wants red lobster
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can i blame my laziness on going to my fathers house when I was a lil girl and asking him what we were gonna do and he’d say we were gonna play the sit on the couch game that’s gotta be something right???
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Dont show me anything in the phone anymore. Theres nothing i need to know thats in the phone. Show me a birds eye, a childs smile
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leaked image of the aliens
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Outback for lunch... Texas Roadhouse for dinner!? That's how I roll.
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THE SUN IS IN LEO, THE MOON IS IN LIBRA
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