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I’m a fucking delight. She/Her

almost heaven, almost wva
Joined August 2007
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“There she is. Walking on the wrong side of the street and talking to a can of soup.” is a real sentence I spoke out loud today. And every word of it is true.
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"This Supreme Court is full of fuck, I'll tell you what."- my mother. Where is the lie?
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I was curious, so I counted. @patrickhinds @GillianWithaG @TrueCrimeObsess Ladies, you’ve got over 200 episodes on Lady Pates. That’s all content, not just full eps, but you girls are way underselling yourselves!
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Uncovering a puzzle with pictures of words that begin with “a”: Pre-k sweetie: HOSPITAL TRUCK (Ambulance) 😍😍😍
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In today’s Pre-K kids are the most adorable edition: Teacher, “Who can tell me what the month is?” “October!” “Juuune!” “November!”
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Things you hear in a Pre-K classroom: “Piggy ruler down! Piggy ruler down!”
I just sent an urgent message telling my Member of Congress: Remove President Trump from office immediately >> bit.ly/2MNkv5d @momsdemand @everytown @RepDavidTrone @ChrisVanHollen @BenCardinforMD
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What is happening in our nation’s Capitol is on you @realDonaldTrump The security threat to members of the House and Senate & the men and women who protect the Capitol is on you @SenTedCruz, on you @SenRonJohnson, on you @JohnCornyn, on you ⁦@SenHawleyPress⁩. On all of you.
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The pre-k class has a sub in library. “What are some things we shouldn’t do in class?” Favorite answers: “Color on yourself.” and “Cut your hair.”
Allegany County Commissioner here. This kind of behavior by people in government should be condemned.
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Hey @GCCommissioners, @garrettchamber - our tourism is going to be severely hurt. The thread has others who have experienced similar intimidation. It’s not okay. We need our leadership to say this behavior won’t be tolerated. @GarrettCoNews @CumberlandTN @WVNews247 @baltimoresun
DEEP CREEK, GARRETT COUNTY MD
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Taylor Swift has 87.3 million followers on Twitter - the exact same number as Trump. This is the first campaign ad she has ever given permission to use her music. #onlytheyoung
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We need more of this.
Peter Navarro gets kicked off of CNN. In a world full of Chuck Todd's, be a Jake Tapper.
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.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”
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I just spilled melted butter on my beautiful duvet cover. Yes, it was on my bed at the time. Currently saturating it with @DawnDish and crossing my fingers. If it can restore a Ramones t-shirt soaked in scampi sauce, this should be no problem. That is also a thing that happened.