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niche internet microcelebrity | science fiction/horror/anime nerd | 20 | he/him

Joined April 2021
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it’s always ‘i love you’ but never ‘hey i murdered a man and molded him into an anatomical heart and left it as a gift for you to find on valentines day’
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>Doesnt eat all day >feel like shit >eat >dont feel like shit I might be onto something guys
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So based on my symptoms I probably got the flu for the first time ever. I’m getting over it now but holy shit that was terrible
Whoever got me sick count your fucking days
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I will say it’s really fucking funny seeing republicans on here meltdown over the election results. What did you expect to happen??
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joel retweeted
we're gonna wrap mitch mcconnell in tinfoil and put him in the microwave
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He's cutting himself :(
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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"Charlie Kirk died for nothing" He also lived for nothing. He could have spent his time with his family, enjoying the ealier years of his children's lives but instead chose to spend all his time being a hateful piece of shit for a movement that eventually fizzled out.
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*scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* my beloved oomf's beloved cat *scrolling* you need real problems
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No way man
The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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When I get over this flu and finally get my appetite back I’m going to eat so much unhealthy shit
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he’s an ancient wizard. some say he could be over 2,000 years old
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happy baby dog monday!! baby dog is looking towards a happy baby dog week for everyone!
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joel retweeted
This image is how Judge looked as a white man naming his children Reiju, Ichiji, Niji, Sanji, and Yonji
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Whoever got me sick count your fucking days
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everything just feels like this
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Augghhhh I’m sick
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My centricide fanfics from like 2021 on my old ao3 account are still out there somewhere.. woaw
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joel retweeted
she will be the king of the pirates!!!!
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