@purx

If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won.

 Austin
Joined January 2009
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Snorlax, Wigglytuff, Hypno #PokemonGOTourContest #teamsleep
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Game winner #PS4share store.playstation.com/#!/tid…
🚨 PlayStation 4 Pro giveaway! 🚨     How to enter:   — Follow @AustinFC & @youngHgaming   — Retweet this post  — Complete the above before Feb. 12 at 9pm CT     Winner will be announced on Feb. 13 at 11am CT via DM. May the odds be ever in your favor…  #AustinFC | #eMLS
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🚨TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨 Want to win tix to a SECRET @ShakeyGraves show on 6/25? All you have to do is follow #KUTX and retweet this post and you'll be entered for your chance to win. Winner will be picked at random on Monday morning. Good luck!
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Congrats on a great career. You too, were who we thought you were. xitter.cf/D_Hest23/status/940601…
Devin Hester@D_Hest2312 Dec 2017
CURTAINS ✌🏾 Appreciate all of the love for all these years!!! Y’all made the ride incredible!!!
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I'm afraid of leaving my computer for more than 10 minutes because I might miss two more coaches turning Tennessee down
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OH. MY. BOB. #CBJ
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i don’t know how to gamble but for sure pete rose is shitting bricks right now #worldseries #HOUvsLAD
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There's definitely something sketchy about these World Series baseballs, this one was filled with an incendiary
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When u pretend 2 be asleep in the car so dad has 2 carry u inside
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👀 #Respect
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Aint that right, Marcus #Bears
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Motley: 17.3 ppg, 9.9 rpg, 2.3 apg Swanigan: 18.5 ppg, 12.5 rpg, 3.1 apg. Yeah, the Mailman didn’t deliver on this one. #Purdue xitter.cf/ChrisForman12/status/8…
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*checks mentions* *squints* *clears throat* for the record, us & the @dodgers are just friends xitter.cf/nfl/status/81958195609…
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Important Holiday messages that right true today as they always have: Feliz Navidad. Happy Holidays. Fuck Konami.
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Charlie Strong: “I baked the cake at Texas. Now it’s Tom Herman’s job to put icing on the cake & win a lot of games"
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I'm like Midas but everything I touch turns to barbecue.
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Just saw Edge of Seventeen. Didn't expect to hear @BlackPistolFire. Fucking beautiful
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How about Chris Collins and the Northwestern Wildcats taking down No. 22 Texas in Brooklyn in a beatdown!!! #KeepDougCalm
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