How to create the most unappealing corposlop ads 101
This is a joke right?
this is the beginning of all medical drama shows before the dad passes out and House has to determine that the the French Toast had some micro fungi from cross contamination at Trader Joes
this just looks like an awful existence as a family lol
I have another malfoid theory and why it’s gained traction
Because men for the last 10 years have been basically the victims of lust and told that they are animalistic and their interest in women is purely sexual animal instinct that cannot be controlled
Romance is simply a pre-bedroom necessity and marriage is just trivial paperwork
Your only goal is personal gratification
Whereas men are the original romantics
I would be shocked if we continue to have closed down mobile app stores soon
In a world where you can prompt your own bespoke app very quickly, you shouldn’t have to go through the arduous process of paying an App Store and putting it up just to run your own app on your device
Gold lol
Of course, that’s your contention. You’re a first-year machine-learning engineer. You just got finished readin' Attention Is All You Need, probably watched a Karpathy video too. So now you’re convinced everything is just transformers and scaling laws.
That's gonna last until next month when you discover convolution, and then you're gonna be talkin' about inductive biases and locality and how CNNs were actually incredibly compute-efficient for vision.
Then you're gonna read the FlashAttention paper, and suddenly everything's about IO complexity and SRAM and how FLOPs don't matter because the whole goddamn thing is memory-bandwidth bound.
That'll last until somebody shows you an MoE model, and then you're gonna be in here regurgitating DeepSeek, talkin' about expert parallelism and active parameters and how dense models are economically obsolete.
Then six months from now you'll write one shitty Triton kernel, look at an Nsight trace for the first time, and start telling everybody Python isn't actually the bottleneck because the GPU is asynchronous.
And by next year you're gonna be standing right here explaining to me that your 400-billion-parameter model is fast because you turned on CUDA graphs.
I always found this hilarious.
Unless you’re rich you book a flight like once a year.
And I’m not rich enough to go to restaurants that require reservations that often.
Why would I need an AI to do those things that I do twice a year
Replying to @butleriano
Why is it ALWAYS fucking flights with these people?
Claude book my flight, check into my flight, take my flight for me, go on my trip for me, make no mistakes
man this is crazy, this is greater evidence of some reached frontier of proto AGI than solving math problems tbh
Replying to @pleometric
that’s pretty cool! i also gave it a try with a different style direction and the result (after a few rounds of tweaking) is impressive
decided to give Opus 5.5 a try with my personal benchmark to create an on rails shooter similar to SmashHit which includes physics for shooting, bouncing balls, shards, staying on rails, powerups
safe to say it's crossed my benchmark
This was two shot, physics and then visuals
This is completely true, but it's like any internet phenomenon...it's not hype as people think but rather there exists a lagtime between the internet and reality.
Even things like most liberal agendas hit Tumblr and Twitter long before you saw those things hit reality
being on 𝕏 all day gives you the most broken view of reality lol.
spend 10 minutes on here and you'd think:
> AGI is so close
> RSI has been achieved
> robots are going to kill us all
> TPUs are going to space
> Opus 5.5 is the best model ever
> Astra is insane
> Jev is replacing half your LLM calls
> some new model is about to end civilization
then you go outside...
and people are like:
"wait, ChatGPT can code?"
the difference between AI Twitter and the actual world is hilarious.
People even in molasses industries like govt and energy are now constantly iterating via AI, even things like construction are rapidly being changed by agentic models and the ability to collaborate












