If the @steelers make it into the playoffs, I’ll buy a low mileage, 1997–1999, 5 speed Chevy Cavalier for anyone who retweets this.

Will someone please figure out wtf it will take to get Patrick Rothfuss to finish the damn book already? Surely we can crowdsource an attractive enough offer. 😭

If Bo Nix combined his first name and last name into a new first name, he would still be Bo Nix.

YOU LIKE THAT.

Case Keenum: [15 audibles] Bears: [draw play] Case Keenum: [27 audibles] Bears: [draw play]

So are we ever getting our ai.com username/handles - or was that a big scam?

I miss 2021 #FantasyFootball Twitter. That was peak, y’all. 🫡

Allar > Howard > Rodgers > Jerry from Sheetz > Rudolph

Raiders fans yelling “we’re number one” at the draft probably isn’t the flex they think it is. 😂

The surest way to farm engagement right now is to hate on Crimson Desert. The game is a masterpiece. If you hate it, you hate fun and hate good games, and probably hate Jesus and freedom.

I’m 13 hours into Crimson Desert and barely know what’s going on - and I love it.

😂 @JasonMcCourty @devinmccourty

Find anybody happier tonight than Chris Boswell. I dare you.

Imagine being a Chiefs fan right now 😂

If you guys only knew…

😂 The look of pure regret on the face of @bertkreischer for doing this @CBS New Year special. Every technical issue imaginable. No chemistry with Hardy. Just pure awkwardness.

WTFalcons

I hope DK Metcalf gets stuck in the middle seat of a 6 hour flight between 2 people trying to out virtue signal each other over not using AI and not eating meat. 😒

Interesting Fact: If the @Steelers were playing the @Colts today, the age of the 2 QBs combined would be 137. 🤯

You guys are all really smart, and I wouldn’t presume to tell you your business, but I think you’re doing it wrong if you don’t have Adam Thielen in all of your lineups today.