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The Slowest Final: two frontrunners agree to pace the AI frontier. The hurdles were just checkpoints. 🏃♂️
#Anthropic #OpenAI #Frontier
WE WATCH YOU EVERY DAY: The afterthoughts!
POV: your landlord is a 6'5" AI CEO who watches you every day 👀
#Anthropic @claudeai CEO Dario live at Salesforce Dreamforce
#AI #Techsatire #Tech #satire
Original here - teapawt.net/salesforce/status/2099…
Live: @DarioAmodei x @Benioff
The @AnthropicAI co-founder & CEO joins us at @Dreamforce for a conversation worth hearing ☁️
WE WATCH YOU EVERY DAY: The afterthoughts!
#Anthropic @claudeai CEO Dario live at Salesforce Dreamforce
#AI #Techsatire #Tech #satire
Live: @DarioAmodei x @Benioff
The @AnthropicAI co-founder & CEO joins us at @Dreamforce for a conversation worth hearing ☁️
"Frontier AI keeps racing despite calls to slow down" — we made a comic about the meeting where they agreed to pace it 🏃
theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…
the meeting in question: Anthropic calls to pace the frontier, OpenAI agrees, then they ship Opus 5.5 and GPT-6 ninety minutes apart. full comic here: teapawt.net/quartersquips/status/2… #Anthropic #OpenAI
Two frontrunners agree to pace the race. They called it a race to the top. 🏃
The hurdles in everyone else's lanes were just... checkpoints.
Quarters & Quips #2: The Slowest Final — a 4-page claymation comic.
Which one is the mastermind here?
#Anthropic #OpenAI
ALT Two claymation runners at the starting line agree to pace the race
ALT Mid-race, hurdles appear in the rivals' lanes
ALT Close-ups of the two scheming runners
ALT Punchline: Ban the grass, as rivals trip over hurdles
Two frontrunners agree to pace the race. They called it a race to the top. 🏃
The hurdles in everyone else's lanes were just... checkpoints.
Quarters & Quips #2: The Slowest Final — a 4-page claymation comic.
Which one is the mastermind here?
#Anthropic #OpenAI
ALT Two claymation runners at the starting line agree to pace the race
ALT Mid-race, hurdles appear in the rivals' lanes
ALT Close-ups of the two scheming runners
ALT Punchline: Ban the grass, as rivals trip over hurdles
An analyst asked the @caseysgenstore CEO if GLP-1s will change what a convenience store looks like
in 3 years. His answer: our chips are up 16%.
#QuartersAndQuips #Caseys #EarningsCall #Satire #ComedyReels
Asked whether GLP-1s will reshape the convenience store, @caseysgenstore CEO pointed at one number:
his own chips are up 16%.
Meet the chip bag. $CASY
CEOs talk for an hour on the earnings call. We keep the good part.
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We listened to the earnings call. This is the part worth keeping.
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Introducing Quarters & Quips! We turn real moments from earnings calls into short comics for people who would rather not sit through the call.
No finance degree required. New episodes whenever a CEO says something drawable.
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