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annoying (she/they)

Oslo, Norway
Joined March 2009
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i am: not a cop to these people βœ… dulcie ❌ a wife ❌ a friend βœ… an alto in the choir βœ…
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HAYLEY ARE YOU LISTENING
Hayley Williams on upcoming collaborations! "I've received some really interesting calls in the last month. I was isolated for a long time and didn't do that many collaborations. Something changed, and now I feel completely open."Β  πŸ“Έ: aleiaghh (IG)
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called daniel craig 'craig david' by mistake
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alessia
Arsenal Women’s last seven goals have all been scored by Alessia Russo
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got a sudden need to rewatch numb3rs but the only place i could find it was fucking roku so i registered for an account but the sound cuts out after seven seconds so now i can't watch numb3rs help me
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waittt apparently pluto tv has it i've never heard of pluto tv but i cant stream it on my tv and there is sound!
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woke 3.0 we’re apologizing to rina sawayama
Just saw someone play this hell. The world really is changing
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just accidentally typed β€œbiggest tsar” instead of β€œbiggest star”
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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grey’s really is lestopia there’s a lesbian couple on like every other episode nowadays
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β€œit sounds so much like christmas wrapping by the waitresses” we should have 100 songs that sound like christmas wrapping by the waitresses. olivia is doing a public service if anything
take me home (4 christmas) is out now!!! Merry Christmas yall!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸΌβ€οΈ OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/takemeh…
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i've just learned that i'm still three years out from being the age ellen pompeo was when she filmed the first season of grey's anatomy and that actually makes me feel really good
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cats are NOT missing out on lying
I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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MUNA IN A WEEK MUNA IN A WEEK MUNA IN A WEEK MUNA IN A WEEK MUNA IN A WEEK
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If I ever win the lottery there will be signs
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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Yea cream on it
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piper perabo as grieving mom turned terrorist is a wild ass turn
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she is β€œamazing at slideshows”
yooo i’ve reached the sophia bush lesbian homewrecker life imitates art storyline
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i’m gonna need modern grey’s to stop giving their heaviest story lines to their weakest actors
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