dead as hell

alive. clearing out comm queue. flu-ridden for a month n counting. fractured a couple ribs. dis Jumbo. her tail's just Like That

sister's roommate walked in on me singing halsey in the garage how's your day going

contract stipulates i’m allowed maximum one star war talk/year

shellshocked but in a cool sexy way

"You're so VASCULAR do you do aerobics??" is the weirdest compliment i've ever gotten at the worst point in my life it ???'s me to this day

educating family on diff btw ground/grass/wolf spiders after being screamed out of a dead sleep

gets triggered by a lamp lmaoooo

open.spotify.com/track/2P1Yn… vibes

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no thought o nly kill bite yell scream ahh

Grunkle Update no.35: killed forever in wizard tower when niece destroyed Pocket Protector of Power - has taken two hours to make coffee and eat half a fig newton

[cheese gratin' m'dermis] 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘷

every day i wake up and choke down the urge to go on a 3 page tirade bout how plane dogfights are the natural progression of the Big Gay Sword Duel

[chronic pain flaying me alive] ha ha golly gee wilikers

the terror of Experiencing External Stimuli bc it might shake you off your current hyperfixation

i really need a trashdoodle acct

lancing brainrot b4 work

hardsurface crew weeping in Meat™