What do you get when you cross the WWE with Myles Garrett?
Footbrawl
#CLEvsPIT #masonrudolph #mylesgarret #ClevelandBrowns #NFL #Steelers #BrownsVsSteelers
What do you call a fireworks display at Jurassic World?
Dino-mite!
#IndependenceDay
#FourthofJuly
What is a Irma's favorite song?
"Rock You Like A Hurricane!"
#HurrcaneIrma
How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
Eclipse it.
#SolarEclipse2017
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
(Arrrr?)
No it's the C (sea), my love.
#PiratesLife
"There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars."
Gene Wilder
#WillyWonka
On a scale from 1 to 10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
About nine and three quarters
#NationalBookLoversDay
Why did the redneck say bang?
Because he was a fire-cracker.
#Happy4th
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
#MothersDay



