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The ONE

San Diego, CA
Joined January 2013
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california liberals just are the biggest idiots ever they literally had a "make rich people pay taxes" bill and everyone voted no like
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texas turned blue before the bears had a 4,000-yard passer
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AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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This MAGA hate watch going down in history
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$AU€E retweeted
i can feel the millennial optimism slowly reentering my body
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Nights like this remind us why we cannot—should not—leave Twitter. We have to stay online for when It finally happens. I already have some drafts ready for the day.
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i want pat mcafee fired by midnight @espn
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$AU€E retweeted
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday
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Racist getting belt tonight lmao this shit glorious
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pusha t & malice went dudley boyz on monica's "so gone"
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$AU€E retweeted
Pistons need a legit second option
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We stopped being mean to Chris Ilitch way too soon
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Long term the NFL has to force the Chargers to move back to San Diego
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Cleansing your timeline with the 2026 WNBA Defensive Player of the Year and the 2026 WNBA Most Valuable Player
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$AU€E retweeted
“i recognize fans frustrations. i get it and certainly feel the same.”
Chris Ilitch posted about Detroit Red Wings opening night in LinkedIn on Monday, acknowledging how fans feel. “I recognize fan frustrations. I get it and certainly feel the same. Like our city, the Red Wings have experienced incredible triumphs and faced difficult challenges but have always met them with grit and determination,” his post reads.
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Sir, he assisted on another 😭😭😭
dylan larkin scored a goal
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LARKIN SCORES IN HIS HOME DEBUT AFTER FACING THE BOO'S!!!! 😱🚨
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