Food, beer, snack cake death-matches, and everything in between. Owner of @TheBeerTemple IG: @chaunceygiardiniera

Joined April 2009
Hey @SheilKapadia - we need your help to rename the Tush Push to the Brotherly Shove!
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ATTENTION ALL POLITICIANS! If any of you want to revolve your entire platform around addressing the epidemic of people thinking it’s ok to park in the middle of the road to wait for someone or deliver them garbage, you’ve got my vote. #votetosaveamerica
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I just earned the 'Trip to the Farm (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b946552874
I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b943472460
I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 10)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b943472459
Relieved and not surprised the Cicerone investigation showed the 2013 incident was isolated. Chicago beer industry is a small community and that employee was seen as a good person. I’m saddened to hear they’re leaving.
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The Patrick Mahomes of Pepper Spray
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Just had a robocall telling me to stay safe and stay home. That’s pretty cool....
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Does that mean he must be a shit head???
Pence Fly Twitter is gonna be crazy.
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There are so many hilarious accents, but to me the Philadelphia accent is the most wonderfully awful one in America.
My Dr. said I needed to watch my Cholesterol, so I got my first Mayan Mocha w/ soy. Now my face is permanently like this. You’ll be hearing from my attorney. S/O to dmentapchi @ Dark Matter Coffee Caravanserai instagram.com/p/CClkdWejlXb/…
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End Times: A photo essay in two parts. @ Philadelphia International Airport instagram.com/p/CCVwkfClEFr/…
When my son throws a fit about cleaning up in hopes that I help him do it.
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Just had the single (non-utility) worst customer experience of my life with @wearejoybird - who recently changed their policies to officially forbid SELLING me a replacement for a torn cushion because I wasn’t original owner. Now I have a useless sofa that I paid a lot for. 😡
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$2,000 sofa - and @wearejoybird no longer allows me to purchase (not looking for free) a new cushion or recommend a third party for repairs because I’m not the first owner.
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The things you find while cleaning out old shelves. #loirewine #vouvray @ Chicago, Illinois instagram.com/p/B_aPXU2lkuq/…
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