breaking the fourth wall by tweeting into the void instead of looking at the camera
Utopia
Joined June 2017
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I went to a bar alone expecting a quiet night. Instead, the hottest man there approached me, another man started hitting on him, and suddenly an entire group of friends entered the table.
Not a single part of this was on my itinerary btw
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Half the fun of being on social media for me is observing how stupid people are and seeing their crashouts over the most trivial things that really don’t make a difference in the real world
meeting someone 10+ years older who shares all my interests, is a millionaire and is living my dream life in my dream city is a very efficient way to turn a perfectly good day into an existential crisis
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there's something so special about sending a D-Boss meme to an oomf and getting an even funnier response without either of us having to explain a single thing
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Every time I hit it off with a man at a club, some random man appears out of nowhere to tell us we look like a lovely couple
Sir, we've known each other for 10 minutes. Please let us get to the situationship first
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I'm once again saying this
Please
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The reason communism never dies is because envy never dies, and communism is little more than the politics of resentment - it is the desire to take from others and give to yourself, because you believe they have too much when you don’t have enough. It is really this simple.
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My problem with Twitter commies is simple: they can’t build a damn thing, yet spend every waking hour shitting on those who do. It’s suffocating watching them preach from the high horse of having built absolutely nothing.
