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Joined September 2021
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oldmanmonsoon.mp4
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Bout 15 mins away from a Shia LaBeouf level crashout
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Bout 15 mins away from a Shia LaBeouf level crashout
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being the friend that doesnt want to play deadlock is like the antagonist at the end of an animated kids film refusing to dance but their body starts moving on its own and they go "ehhhh who am i kidding!"
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Don’t worry Valorant players, you’re safe
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Pretending like I’m unemployed TTV // rMonsoon
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Rinse and repeat
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Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic
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*rubs my big Amelia Earhart-shaped belly and burps*
89 years ago today, Amelia Earhart disappeared.
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I manyanemones believe @rMonsoon clears @Haydez999
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(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world
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My dog likes to chew on people’s socks, and my parents think it’s cute. But the egirl I met playing swift play sends me dirty socks and suddenly, I need to “get a job and move out”
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(flirting with you) *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm*
Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.
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Me n who
pokemon champions bf x pokopia gf
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images you can hear
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Me and who?
9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. Citi Field 2026. 🍺🌭👉 bit.ly/40GLGkR
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Real @SavageDabz69 messages
the male loneliness “epidemic”
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The ragebait is flowing this morning
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