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“rachel”

@rachelvsalien

kicked too much 🇵🇭

Joined March 2009
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hannah 𑁍@hannniihaeApr 5
jesus was resurrected (sidney scored a goal) and he killed the antichrist (landed a beautiful hit on matthew tkachud) happy easter everyone
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this man is so hot to me like yes mama ur the goat i like that autistic man
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@NHLApr 5
Players with 21 point-per-game seasons: Sidney Crosby. End of list.
Sidney Crosby celebrating a goal on ice in a Penguins uniform.

ALT Sidney Crosby celebrating a goal on ice in a Penguins uniform.

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just fell to my knees in my living room
NHL News (@PuckReportNHL) profile pictureNHL News
@PuckReportNHLMar 7
BREAKING: Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin suspended 5 games for slashing Rasmus Dahlin. #LetsGoPens
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just fell to my knees at texas roadhouse
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@penguinsMar 6
Final from Pittsburgh.
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i trim my bangs every other week how is there always more bangs to trim
why the fuck do i have so many emails that’s simply too many emails for me to read
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Adam Rippon@AdamRippon24 Sep 2022
Halfway through this book and can’t put it down
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get him barbra!!!
Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) profile pictureBarbra Streisand
@BarbraStreisand21 Feb 2022
Trump’s new scam is called Truth Social. This is almost funny because he lies whenever he opens his mouth. It is fitting too that the app doesn’t work at its launch.
just put in my retainers after a year and im confident i am the only person in the world or at least wisconsin who has felt pain like this before
i don’t have the strength to finish my laundry in a timely manner i am so sorry i have washed the same load three times and it still hasn’t made it to the dryer i’m so sorry to the environment but why is laundry a two step process i hate it
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maybe forgetting my laundry is my toxic trait
lol!!! i did get covid again!!! i love being a winner! got to say tho being vaccinated helped a fuckin bunch i was no where near deaths door the second time around
“rachel” (@rachelvsalien) profile picture“rachel”@rachelvsalien6 Aug 2021
“why are you wearing a mask if you’re vaccinated?” ummmm because i don’t want to get covid again????? it was not a fun time for me diane
i made my bed this morning i don’t know what else u can ask of me this was the peak productivity for the day
feelin funky ! i’m ready to leave la and go back home bc it’s so messy here and the cheese is yucky
now why the heck did i get high and try to get on my flight right after
so what if i went ghost on all social media platforms for months on end can a girl just disappear sometimes in peace yeesh
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“why are you wearing a mask if you’re vaccinated?” ummmm because i don’t want to get covid again????? it was not a fun time for me diane
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hold on guys i’m doing research
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just cleaned my glasses feeling like a brand new bitch i won’t lie
yeah no shit
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@CNN12 Jan 2021
Israel is no longer a democracy but an "apartheid regime" devoted to cementing the supremacy of Jews over Palestinians, the country's best-known human rights group said in a report published Tuesday. cnn.it/2MXGxCl
Israel isn’t a democracy, it’s an ‘apartheid regime,’ rights group says | CNN

Israel isn’t a democracy, it’s an ‘apartheid regime,’ rights group says | CNN

Israel is no longer a democracy but an “apartheid regime” devoted to cementing the supremacy of Jews over Palestinians, the country’s best-known human rights group said in a report published Tuesday.

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