pseudo-pseudo intellectual aspiring social climber gainfully unemployed
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I wish to God that I were more intelligent and everything would finally become clear to me - or else that I needn't live much longer.
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Triple H has his flaws, but he always sold Foley as if he were the most dangerous man alive. You really felt like he was about to get HURT when Mick came at him.
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These “lookalike” contests held in public parks in NYC/Chicago/SF where no one even looks like the person are easily the worst and most annoying trend in America A
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Always found it funny when people would say about the Mr Perfect vignettes "they did loads of takes just so he'd get the right one."
You could have me doing this 9000 times, and I'm not getting three in a row. There's a reason he got that gimmick.
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A good rule of thumb is when you see people passionately arguing that a work is not YA, that means it’s YA.
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my brother asked me at the karaoke bar, “why are you hyping up this straight girl we just met?”
i told him, “you do this for them a few times and they’ll always vote not to send us to the camps”
You have to think its a great day for the mixed race community that people forgot about mixed race slam poetry in the rush to hate on contemporary Asian diaspora literature
Ban ellipses after and we dont need any more anddd.... ever again its purely a waste product of an earlier era of communication
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If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
What do you mean i owe you money bro? That's super unparsimonious you should just assume the debt is a fictional posit come on bro
Didnt get invited to any Halloween events but that just means more time to watch mediocre ufc apex slop
You know it was crazy when that headline about how the top israeli rap song was about why its ok to murder Palestinians forever ago, what a weird but expected career turn from J cole
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ivy throwing herself a public pity party to distract from the fact she's a mentally stunted (and frankly disturbed) antiblack femcel trying to disguise her clear bigotry as "dirtbag left" + trying to distance from the fact cameron winter dumped her bc shes a wigger-slinger
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk.
In a new essay, the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers.
“As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.”
Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
