In November 2020, Kazakhstani bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko married a s*x doll named Margo in front of dozens of wedding guests. Months later, he divorced her, after admitting he had “cheated” on her with a supermarket chicken. Tolochko had spent around 18 months publicly treating Margo as his partner before dressing her in a white wedding gown, placing a ring on her finger and sharing their first dance. Then, just before Christmas, Margo broke and had to be sent away for repairs. While she was gone, Tolochko later claimed he became se*ually involved with a “strange object” and a supermarket chicken. By March 2021, Margo was out of the picture. Tolochko introduced a new “wife” named Lola. She had a woman’s head attached to the body of a giant chicken. Tolochko, who identifies as pansexual, later said he was still open to dating an actual person. There was just one condition: They would have to accept his dolls too.

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