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Knee deep in the hoopla. Atheist. Skeptic. Pedant. Creative technologist. Process wrangler. Book reader. Scooter rider. My dog is Harley the Chihuahua.

Wiltshire, UK
Joined February 2008
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i need to find a new job. shout if you need a me, or can offer any advice or suggestions. it has been a decade since i've been in this position.
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i leave my current job at the end of january after ten years. i'm currently looking for a new role. do shout if you need a me. i'm suitable for a variety of positions around tech leadership, process design, software and infrastructural architecture, aws solutions, devops, and dev
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Periodic reminder that I’m not here any more. I’m mostly on Insta and somewhat on Mastodon. Currently I’m mostly posting about my dog’s knee surgery.
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I took out insurance via @bennetts_bike which was underwritten by @lv. My motorcycle was stolen and I used the tracker to help the police recover it. There was some damage so I allowed the insurance to recover it which was handled by 4th Dimension Innovation LTD.
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I'd really like to put the bike theft behind me. This has been a really upsetting period and I can't move beyond it until this is settled. I am already significantly out of pocket. And I am getting nowhere with getting my things back.
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I would just like @bennetts_bike / @lv / 4th Dimension to do what they told me they'd do and return the personal items that I know they at least had and which were specifically not part of the settlement.
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My tracker is now showing at a residential address in Kingston on Thames. Does whoever has it know I can track their every movement? This seems at best like a GDPR breach.
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i believe, for the moment at least, i'm done on twitter. too many straws for this camels back. i am more routinely on the popular picture sharing site where you an expect pictures of vespas, dogs, and dogs on vespas. and i can be found on the obvious federated twitter replacement
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Had an old friend and his sprog staying with me. They were playing a word game where you must remove one letter from a book title to change the meaning. I turned to my bookcases for inspiration and could only see The Count of Monte Cristo.
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A difficult end to a difficult year. But we all have our coping mechanisms.
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Harley says: “The drunker I sit here, the longer I get”.
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In my late teens I thought giving up smoking would be straightforward: Just stop shoving cigarettes in your face. This, it turns out, is actually the hard part.
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– at Vienna, Austria
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Underneath the mistletoe. “Don’t kiss me. Don’t kiss me. Don’t kiss me”.
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trying to embrace the misery of the season. my friend sue came round with her little chihuahua. brought a gift for harley, and one for me. along with beer, and an assortment of sweet and savoury food her mum had home-made for me. such kindness is making my scrooge routine harder.
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then a neighbour popped round with some medicinal herb for me and the offer of a festive diazepam if i wanted.
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