N3on was interviewing UFC legend Bruce Buffer and got so starstruck he accidentally farted mid sentence, then apologized like he committed a federal crime 😭
"the Bruce Buffer voice is so powerful it literally scares the soul out of you…" 💀
N3on was interviewing UFC legend Bruce Buffer and got so starstruck he accidentally farted mid sentence, then apologized like he committed a federal crime 😭
"the Bruce Buffer voice is so powerful it literally scares the soul out of you…" 💀
N3on was convinced a few eggshells in the pan meant certain death, so the cooking session escalated until someone had yolk sitting on their forehead 😳
"cooking with N3on is basically hardcore mode with zero checkpoints…" 🤣
She told Clavicular she runs a MAYONNAISE company… bro immediately wanted to know if the profits paid for her TITS 😭💀
“Did you reinvest the net profits from the mayonnaise into the breasts?”
She kept whispering something in Clavicular’s ear for almost 30 seconds straight in the middle of a packed restaurant… and whatever she said ended with her grabbing his face and kissing him 💀
“Be honest… what was she whispering?”
An OnlyFans model told Clavicular she also runs a MAYONNAISE company, until he asked if she reinvested the profits into her B**BS💀
"Did you reinvest the net profits from the mayonnaise into the bre*sts?"
Clavicular and his friend complimented a woman at Walmart then trauma dumped a whole Netflix series on her before shooting their shot 😰
"the rizz strategy where you make her sad first is so unhinged it might actually work…" 💀
Clavicular was live with a room full of girls behind him, until he admitted nothing was WORKING and asked for the needle right on STREAM 💀
"Dude, genuinely, I'm not getting hard. What is going on?"
Clavicular and his friend complimented a woman at Walmart then trauma dumped a whole Netflix series on her before shooting their shot 😰
"the rizz strategy where you make her sad first is so unhinged it might actually work…" 💀
Clavicular's crew guessed a camp guest was in his mid thirties, he said he was 22, and the hair loss prescriptions started flying faster than a fire alarm 😭
"being 22 with a 35 year old hairline is the hardest difficulty setting"
Clavicular's crew guessed a camp guest was in his mid thirties, he said he was 22, and the hair loss prescriptions started flying faster than a fire alarm 😭
"being 22 with a 35 year old hairline is the hardest difficulty setting"
Clavicular skipped the entire Navy SEAL training and now the instructor only knows him as the guy who showed up in full makeup 😭
"looksmaxxers don't do push ups, they do concealer reps…" 💀
Clavicular skipped the entire Navy SEAL training and now the instructor only knows him as the guy who showed up in full makeup 😭
"looksmaxxers don't do push ups, they do concealer reps…" 💀
Clavicular spotted a camper's lift shoes instantly and turned the camp intro into a full forensic height investigation 👀
"wearing hidden lifts to a looksmax camp is bringing a fake ID to the bouncer's house" 😵
N3on had a model call him s*xy and then she tried to hang out off camera. 💀
She said she is feeling him and not because of his fame.
She told N3on to text her later if he wants to hang out😏
Clavicular spotted a camper's lift shoes instantly and turned the camp intro into a full forensic height investigation 👀
"wearing hidden lifts to a looksmax camp is bringing a fake ID to the bouncer's house" 😵
