he/him, 21, twitter’s foremost semicolon user, part-time northerner, occasionally sarcastic, antisocial commentary
UK
Joined August 2022
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- Following1.3K
- Followers10.6K
- Likes45.3K
evan🦉 retweeted
Every time I see this photo they look more alike. I think it's the greatest piece of art ever produced in this country. I hope Mark Robert Milan knows what an impact he's had
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27% of Britons reckon that they could qualify for a sport at the 2028 Olympics, if they started training today
% saying they would definitely/probably qualify for...
10m Air Rifle: 15%
Archery: 13%
Badminton: 10%
Table tennis: 9%
Rowing: 7%
100m sprint: 6%
Road race: 6%
100m Breaststroke: 6%
Trampoline: 6%
Shot Put: 5%
Cycle sprint: 5%
Dressage: 5%
Fencing: 5%
Golf: 5%
Volleyball: 5%
Basketball: 4%
Football: 4%
Windsurfing: 4%
Triathlon: 4%
Water polo: 4%
Rhythmic Gymnastics: 3%
Artistic Gymnastics: 3%
Diving: 3%
Rugby Sevens: 3%
Skateboarding: 3%
yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/…
evan🦉 retweeted
I have been informed by the Chief Whip & the Labour Party leadership that the whip has been withdrawn from me for voting to scrap the two-child benefit cap, which would lift 330,000 children out of poverty.
I will always stand up for the most vulnerable in our society.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This X user did not vote to remove the two-child cap, they voted to amend the King's Speech to state that the King wishes that it were removed. Had the amendment passed, the cap would have remained in place pending actual legislation on the matter.
labourlist.org/2024/07/labour…
evan🦉 retweeted
The thing is we’re going for growth and couldn’t have afforded the bank holiday anyway
evan🦉 retweeted
BREAKING: 80,534 people have registered to vote today, and it's not even 10am yet.
We are on course to break the record for the highest number of voter registrations in a single day. I'm so proud to be leading the #GiveAnX team 🗳️
evan🦉 retweeted
Rylan Clark reacts after he is compared to e-fit bbc.in/49ZoUH1
evan🦉 retweeted
Kate “experimenting with editing” by giving her boots multiple openings, deleting her daughter’s jumper sleeve and using the finger-crossing stamp tool
evan🦉 retweeted
Crooked House owners ordered to rebuild bbc.in/3OXgCI2
evan🦉 retweeted
The UK is about to be absolutely shafted as the country faces the moistest February in 258 years
trib.al/OTEGqgt
evan🦉 retweeted
Nobody:
My phone:
ALT Phone notifications with: Breaking News King urinates for first time since prostate treatment Breaking News King's prostate is "doing well" Breaking News King's prostate successfully secretes milky fluid Breaking News The King has ejaculated Breaking News Monarchy in turmoil as King's prostate loses military titles and use of HRH