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just hanging with your mom

Golden Ho Saloon
Joined July 2019
Pablo Diablo retweeted
You look like you're perpetually pissed off, wanna be friends?
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Beguile me with you ass
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After all these years I'm still surprised Canadians never spelled Halloween wrong like they do with color, favorite, and the whole imperial system.
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Shoutout to the souls who reminded me to never paint over my true colors.
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was not murdered today, unfortunately.
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My squat rack and trap bar called me to say that they missed me the past week
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I lost 5 lb this week chasing thoughts of you
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This email could have been a Google search.
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To the wood chipper, mother fucker
22 is PLENTY old enough to know better!!! These young men getting a slap on the wrist is the exact reason they are growing into absolute MONSTERS. If he was a Black 22 yr old it would have been a far different outcome.
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It's rude that you're not hopelessly in love with me, yet.
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One day I will rule from throne of thighs. *Laughs manically
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Another thigh Thursday has gone by without your legs wrapped around my face
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Just by breathing I'm flirting with you
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I'm a slutty demon all year. I'm still going to be one for Halloween.
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Pablo Diablo retweeted
Excuse me, but what the fuck?
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Northern Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee all very pretty this time of year. What the fuck happened to Ohio and Indiana?
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At a rest stop, some guy is opening and sighing at every stall then comes and uses the urinal next to me. Be weird folks. Just not this kind of weird.
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Pablo Diablo retweeted
A haunted house but it’s just rooms full of real life situations you need to deal with
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If taps starts playing as she comes out of the bathroom, just know she's going to kill your dick
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Don't push me, don't touch me so I can have my dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction
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