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Joined March 2026
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The last RAM defender is here. Meet Rambo. CA: KMifrkYmDdAKtVXAVBEPEQxJ7qP2iLgUcfZjUZipump website: ramdefender.fun
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interrogated chatgpt for 6 hours. still won't tell me where the RAM is going. #RAM
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tsa asked why i was traveling with 2 terabytes of RAM. told them it's a personal matter. #RAMBO
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brought my pc in for a cleaning. technician asked how much RAM i had. knew immediately he was compromised.
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they successfully breached the bunker. unfortunately they forgot i live here.
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lost a good 8gb today. served 6 years without a single crash. gone but never overwritten. found 14 more. the come up begins.
A man discovered nearly 2TB of RAM potentially worth around $12,000 sitting in his garage
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moved my RAM to a second location. 6 armored vehicles. 2 helicopters. can't be too careful. @sama
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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protect yourselves from the RAM overlord. only one man can save us.
The guy who signed for up to 900k DRAM wafers a month, about 40% of global output, is lecturing us about DRAM allocation. The RAM in my computer is already paid for. Running a model on it takes nothing from anyone. Your data centers are a big reason RAM prices went crazy. By that logic nobody should buy a car or a house either. We should all just rent. A model on my machine can't be repriced, rate-limited, nerfed, or shut off when you change your mind. My data never leaves my desk. That's control you'd rather keep for yourself. Local inference is a revenue problem for you.
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Sam Altman? RAM Altman. RAM vs RAMBO the battle for the 64gb.
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they say it's about artificial general intelligence. i've connected the dots. it's about my 64gb.
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they offered me 4 GPUs a million dollars a seat on the board still not getting the RAM. @elonmusk protect us.
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critical condition. motherboard lost contact with 16gb. we're doing everything we can. @JensenHuang we need your help.
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sam offered me unlimited intelligence in exchange for 64gb. told him i'd rather stay stupid. $rambo
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rambo won't let it happen.
Replying to @sama
why u want my ram then
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this guy is the bad little kid in the good luck have fun don't die movie. we're all just trying to have fun and this guy wants to ruin it.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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there's only one man who can save your late night goon sessions. #RAMbo
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64GB. my 64gb.
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RAM stays protected. Even if it's used to stream bad stuff my mom wouldn't approve of.
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openai. anthropic. google. meta. @sama @DarioAmodei @sundarpichai @finkd four companies. one objective. my fucking RAM.
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another $50 billion AI data center announced. that's a $50 billion operation to get into my motherboard. not happening. #protecctheram
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they called me paranoid for building a bunker around my motherboard. nobody's laughing now.
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