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Nah, not here

@randomcnando

hello yes, I am always stressed. I will die on this hill I've just discovered.

 Michigan, USA
Joined April 2012
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It is criminal that an hour on the elliptical doesn't even burn enough calories for a bag of gummy bears 😩
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MORE MOTHER FUCKING SONIC ADVENTURE BABYYY YEAHH!!!! Lincoln Replio
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MOTHER FUCKING SONIC ADVENTURE BABYYYY!!!!!
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Local man gets high and watches POV rollercoaster videos on Youtube; posts on Twitter.
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CRT Bot2@crt_bot211 Apr 2025
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There is a demon in my brain and it keeps saying I can get gas in the morning.
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Currently thinking about how I got offered protection insurance on a 30 dollar camping chair like it was a normal thing.
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Sorin 🐼@CFCLucilfer20 Jul 2024
this is killing me
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@laserboat99910 Sep 2023
when I was 13 playing Oblivion on my brothers computer I found out you could swap the in game music by just dropping mp3s in a folder so i just filled it with whatever, which was my brothers downloaded music, anyway the main battle theme was Love Me by Lil Wayne Future and Drake
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I've got a free day in Tennessee, but it's too damn hot to want to do anything.
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@Sportsnet9 May 2024
Just another night in the National Hockey League.
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I feel like NOT switching to another game in the final minute of regulation should be sports broadcasting 101 but maybe I'm crazy and ESPN is right somehow
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Jamesy@JamesDornanDev23 Mar 2024
Getting there ..aiming for about July/June for release. #screenshotsaturday #GodotEngine
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▴Josh▴@Zonaichampion20 Mar 2024
Person: You can’t tell anyone! Me to my best friends 5 minutes later:
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Listening to a new Dizzee Rascal album was not on my 2024 itinerary, but I'm vibin
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Today started off as a bad brain day, so I drove around randomly decided to go to salvation army and now I have a entire cooler full of Nerf guns and a monitor
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Brb giving myself tinnitus from clapping along to Utah Carol
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Idk how to feel about realizing I've never came across anyone in the wild that was good at pogo sticking
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TSA when they notice a grandma with 3.5 oz of lotion
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