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Joined August 2019
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Croímhín retweeted
Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."
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just got told to have fun staying poor we're so back
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Taking a brief sabbatical from comics and podcasts until December 8. In the meantime, here's a comic series from my Patreon. "House on the Highway"
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Croímhín retweeted
I am pretty excited to share what’s happening in Barcelona because it is fucking amazing. (this is not a.i.)
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Croímhín retweeted
I put a lot of work into this thread to show immigrants not over-represented as murderers of women in Ireland. Among the hundreds of racists I blocked, in the comments and QT's, a common complaint was the exclusion of manslaughter and insanity. "Show that!", they say. Ok. /1
"42% of murders of women in Ireland is done by the 9% that are migrant men" is a made-up statistic. It's spread to dehumanise immigrants as 'savages'. I've compiled real stats on murders of women in Ireland, including prior criminal records, to counter this hatred and lies. /1
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Croímhín retweeted
gpt recommended I call a method I hadn't heard of in a library I'm using. so I googled it. 1 other result. turns out, it doesn't exist. gpt hallucinated it. but someone had asked about it on github... because an llm had hallucinated the same method name before. it begins.
2023 will be the last time we ever got to experience a semantically lossless internet. From now on we face a creeping tide of machine hallucinations, collapsing all human knowledge toward common patterns like a gradually oncoming digital Mandela effect
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I kept asking ChatGPT to make this puppy happier and... was not prepared for where it ended up
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Croímhín retweeted
Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop
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This is Leo Ralph Villamayor from the Philippines, an agency nurse. On November 23rd he was on the way to his graduation in the Gresham Hotel when the stabbing happened. Leo quickly raced to the little girl and did CPR for minutes until the ambulance arrived on scene. Hero ❤️
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Just so everyone in the UK knows where they stand with Twitter and racism.
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Ryan Casey's victim impact statement asserts Ireland has lost its innocence, if a young woman can be cruelly murdered in broad daylight in 2022. Ireland lost its innocence a long time ago, if that's a basis underpinning the assertion. It would be a mistake to forget that. /1
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Croímhín retweeted
all you need to do to get liberals to endorse voting for hitler is to propose a hypothetical "turbo hitler"
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font-size: 3000%; [hacker voice]: i'm in
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That photo of an IDF soldier holding up a Pride flag in charred and flattened Gaza City should be one of the defining images of our time. If that image was in a movie like, for example, Starship Troopers or Southland Tales, it would be considered "blunt" and "a bit much."
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“The Irish Government must take the lead and refer Israel to the International Criminal Court and send the Israeli Ambassador home.” - Mary Lou McDonald TD
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Israeli officials are open about ethnic cleansing now. And the prime minister himself is saying they plan to occupy Gaza indefinitely, with no Palestinian government. Western politicians can’t pretend anymore. They’re complicit in ethnic cleansing and genocide before the world.
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