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Randy Wade Kelley retweeted
Richard Kind has tested for the role of James Bond.
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Randy Wade Kelley retweeted
This wins the internet 🤣teapawt.net/TheKiffness/status/183…
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I have been diagnosed with 15 tumors and need to qualify for @sagaftra health insurance by 6/30/24. Hope you can help. ❤️ – at Los Angeles, CA
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When I’m governor, we won’t have to worry every time the temperature drops.
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i now have a song with billy ray cyrus and miley cyrus, i will not rest until i’ve collected every cyrus stone to harness the ultimate power.
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Jake Meyers is hitting .341 (15x44) in his first 15 games. Stud. #ForTheH
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Good morning to everyone but NYC, #SquadUp fans & absentee fathers everywhere. Man up and embrace your responsibilities…just like @JoseAltuve27 does every time he sees @TheJudge44. Only poverty franchises are 8 games out. (Grand finale photoshop: @Northside_Mike) #ForTheH🔥🤘🏼
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The CDC says vaccinated bisexuals can be slutty, greedy stereotypes without shame.
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I wish The Brave Little Toaster hadn’t traumatized me as a child, leaving me worried that all my appliances have feelings, cause I really need to throw out this broken Keurig.
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Surely there is no connection between these two things
As 45 million Americans lost their jobs, U.S. billionaires made $584 billion. abcn.ws/3dGbAKz
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Oklahoma emergency room Dr. Samantha White says it's a “terrible idea" to hold the planned Trump rally in Tulsa because coronavirus cases “are up over 100% over the past week.” on.msnbc.com/3dciQNT
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever seen people dump the statue of a slave owner in the very river where his slave ships used to dock.
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IMPORTANT: In coming weeks, as #COVID19 numbers stay high (or rise) in many states, @realdonaldtrump may try to blame it on #BlackLivesMatter protests. As an ER doc, I can tell you it’s a stunt designed to evade accountability & should be refuted ASAP. Here are the facts: 1/8
Randy Wade Kelley retweeted
One kid at the pizza party would always eat the pepper in the pizza box and everyone would go crazy
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The Pentagon’s “oh BTW UFOs are real” is the most 2020 thing imaginable.
It’s only getting weirder from here.
