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lane@randystwin9h

When Kesha said "Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer", i felt that

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lane@randystwinNov 12

My taste in music was defined by the soundtracks for the Tony Hawk, Dave Mirra, Razor Scooter, and MX vs ATV games

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lane@randystwinOct 29

Not realizing how chronically online you are until you catch yourself describing Poot Lovato to someone

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@SavinTheBeesOct 28

My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home

@DiscussingFilmOct 28

New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.

Image from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

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lane@randystwinOct 10

This is my culture

Davide Mastracci

@DavideMastracciOct 9

Wtf is going on in Saskatchewan?

Someone on reddit looking for "Saskatchewan style pizza in Toronto," with a photo of a disgusting-looking slice

ALT Someone on reddit looking for "Saskatchewan style pizza in Toronto," with a photo of a disgusting-looking slice

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lane@randystwinOct 9

So you are telling me that if I don't panic over small things they can resolve themselves or weren't actually an issue to begin with?

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lane@randystwinOct 5

Do you think the people on the current episodes of The Price Is Right get sad when they guess the price of groceries correctly?

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lane@randystwinSep 22

The temptation to get ebenezer scrooge pyjamas grows stronger everyday

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Pablo Torre Finds Out

@pablofindsoutSep 18

We showed @minakimes Gen Z brain rot slop.

Pablo Torre Finds Out

@pablofindsoutSep 18

Sometimes you do Pulitzer Prize winning journalism and sometimes you show @minakimes Tung Tung Tung Sahur for the first time

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lane@randystwinSep 17

It is always amazing what you forget from the movies you watched as a kid. For example, I forgot about the scene in ET where he gets drunk

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murder ibushi@Murder_IbushiSep 11

The camera transitioning to Místico getting his ass beat the fuck up 😭

Quote this with the funniest wrestling moment you’ve ever watched!

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the bartender when I order a light domestic after he just got done explaining the subtle nuances between a Hoptimus Prime and the Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout.

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☆Strive☆@justice_acolyteSep 8

NINTENDO INSIDER LEAKED voice actor for Princess Zelda in the upcoming Ocarina of time remake will be Arin Hanson. "It's true, my dad works for nintendo."

Image from ☆Strive☆ (@justice_acolyte)

Image from ☆Strive☆ (@justice_acolyte)

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lane@randystwinSep 9

I need a Remy from ratatouille for social situations

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aaron 💐@Aaronsp08Sep 8

mi abuela cuando la familia se esta recuperando económicamente

@Mr_goji54Sep 8

My jaw dropped during this moment #GodzillaMinusZero

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lane@randystwinSep 9

NFL starts tomorrow and there is a new Godzilla trailer. Life is good

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lane@randystwinSep 3

Me watching SAW movies: "Too much death, needs more puppet on tricycle"

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shadow@shadow_makrSep 2

this is how i feel tweeting anything

Ultra Instinct Gogeta@big_sonicfanAug 24

Image from Ultra Instinct Gogeta (@big_sonicfan)

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lane@randystwinSep 2

There is no reason spotify needs a messaging function. Why does every app think they need one?

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lane@randystwinSep 1

Wait...how many movies?

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Image from VIZ Media (@VIZMedia)

Image from VIZ Media (@VIZMedia)

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