Shaping Narratives.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2015
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Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again. - André Gide
How it feels to write a substack
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Buy in bulk. a standard 50 kg sack of common nails like the Roofings Group nails or from Laximi, retails between 200k and 220k. a 25 kg box ranges from 130k to 260k. Anyway it all depends on the brand and thickness. – at Kampala, Uganda
Before sending this money , Do nails really cost 200k??
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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A 12-storey building under construction has collapsed along 9th Street in Eastleigh, Nairobi. So far, rescue teams are at the scene, but the number of people affected is yet to be confirmed
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Very common situation
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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FIRST LOOK! The plans for the purpose-built circuit in Bugesera, Rwanda 🇷🇼 Located 40 kilometres south of Kigali, the circuit will be designed to work in harmony with the natural landscape and use the area’s elevation changes to create a unique and challenging racing experience #F1
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“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of the 90 billion peasants” - Mark Corrigan
"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Tuesday:
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Things seem unclear but we are moving 🥹
people born in 1990-2005, how’s life?
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‘Sometimes you honour what you had by having the courage to let it end’
You’ll forget them on a random Tuesday, and that’s the strange mercy of time. If you left for reasons you knew were real, let the ending have its dignity. Don’t turn a breakup into a negotiation simply because you miss someone. Respect their distance. Resist the urge to chase, explain or prove that you still care. When nostalgia arrives, remember why you left. We have a tendency to mourn the person we lost and forget the person we were when we decided we had had enough. You can miss them. You can love them. You can even leave a small corner of your heart open to the possibility that life may cross your paths again. But you don't have to act on the feeling. Some things are not meant to be fought for twice. Sometimes you honour what you had by having the courage to let it end.
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Ulijua kuna Robots made from Scratch in Kenya? Chipu Robo walianza kumake robots and 3D Printing from a bedsitter to offering STEM programs kwa students. Since starting, wamehit reveue ya over Ksh 4 Million, na aiming for higher. Full story and more on youtube.com/@Moneymind.360
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I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping
The concept of calling your signifigant other "baby" is rooted in pedophilia idc
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Airtel Money has priced its IPO at Sh335 per share, giving the company a valuation of about Sh906 billion. The shares are expected to start trading on the London Stock Exchange on October 14, 2026.
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Booking an international flight on your phone while lying sideways in bed is psychotic behaviour. That is a computer activity that requires complete silence
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as vezes é necessário parar de pensar "eu nao vou ficar com ele pq ele é feio" e pensar mais em "ele não merece ficar com alguém que ache ele feio" pq se todo seu desejo por alguém está comprometido ao fato dela nao atender ao padrão de beleza, entao ela nao deve estar com você
ai gente ele eh muito legal me trata bem me chama até de meu amor mas eh feio oq eu faço
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All men do is lie 😭 This guy looking the bride dead in the eyes saying “after all these years I’m so happy I’m marrying my best friend”… Bro I’ve been your best friend since we were kids and clearly you ain’t marrying me 😔
My best friend is getting married this weekend. Hapo Kwa dance style ndo stress iko yaaye 😭
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Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual & I believe that. Lmao
NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so "If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said
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Uzuri ni Standard will take their pics, zoom and make a crazier headline. Then they will do a whole special with the same faces telling us where they came from and a clip of them being paid
The murderous regime has mobilized goons with 500 bob each to heckle Standard Media Group editors at there main office along Mombasa Road for being too radical on criticizing the government, following the Ballot Stuffing Expose among other banger headlines. Goonism will not silence Kenyans. Kenyans can see evil and Kenyans will continue speaking.
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In Dholuo, we love saying “Ngima ema duong.” It means that the gift of life is greater than anything else. It implies that as long as there’s life, we can do anything. That as long as you’re alive, there’s room to try again. And again. Thinking about it always makes me smile.
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cheguei atrasada na reunião sobre atraso xitter.cf/eat5G/status/197716496…
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çöle alışmış olman okyanusu hak etmediğin anlamına gelmez
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