I’m convinced New York is a social experiment. New bread store just opened (not a bakery, but a bread store): Rye I went in to grab a loaf, my friend and I took guesses on how much a loaf would cost I guessed $25 She guessed $80 based on the interior of the store $60 for a loaf of bread. There’s no way people with a fully developed frontal cortex are buying $60 loafs of bread

United States of ass

I’m glad that ICE is on TOP of this development. I hope they to get to the BOTTOM of this. The facts of this story should NOT stay hidden in the closet.

Ya looks like she ate alright

Reminder to vote on Monday

Girls who camp💅🏼

Sunday mornings with no one disturbing your peace 😍

He said his love language is acts of service so I signed him up for the army

I like nature from a window

Fall has fallen

Be Olivia Chow: > Be born in Hong Kong > Barely speak English > Get an art degree > Be a nepo widow - only win races bc people liked your socialist husband > Finish 3rd in the 2014 Toronto mayoral election > Become mayor of Toronto in 2023 > Raise property taxes 9.5% in your first yr > Raise them AGAIN and AGAIN > Preside over a city battling a deadly fentanyl crisis - continue giving them more drugs > Show up to every cultural festival dressed in costume > Run a $18.9 BILLION city operating budget for 3 million residents

Going to start leaving these notes when I search through a man’s stuff

Be the City of Toronto: > Be the 4th largest city in North America > Mayor who doesn’t speak English > Shut comments off, bc in Canada it is freedom of expression not freedom of speech > 55.7% of the population is a visible minority > 19 billion dollar annual operating budget > Give people on the street free drugs > Then let them kill themselves > Lower all speeding limits > Most congested city in North America (2023) > Tax people 55% > Spend $5M on Recycling Bin Stickers > Give $1.4M in research grants to study gender-affirming surgeries > Provide gender-affirming surgeries to city employees.

imagine posting on X and expecting to not be bullied

When I was six years old, I complained at Disney World because I thought it was for “kids” My best friend just informed me she no longer wants to be my friend. She says we can’t be friends because I don’t want to go on a Disney cruise with her. To be honest, I don’t even know how I’m friends with someone who likes Disney, nevermind Disney cruises. Disney adults are my biggest fear Fat people are my second biggest fear And cruise ships my third Why would I pay money to be stuck on a cruise ship with fat people who like Disney world? Sounds like hell!

Friday night when no man is disturbing your peace

Wearing my ex boyfriend’s sweater. Hot men keep yelling “hook em” at me Literally no clue what they’re talking about. Look down and realize I’m wearing a Texas sweater? Maybe that’s something they say in Texas? Never been to Texas but do know the men who like that team have all been hot. If you want hot men to approach you just wear football things, easy convo started 10/10 experiment

When you date someone who is not over their ex, what was meant to be a relationship between 2 people becomes a relationship between 3. This person is inadvertently thrown into your life. It’s the same pattern every time. They claim to be completely over it. They claim to hate them. But the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Having the energy to hate them means you still really love them. And one of the nastiest things you can do to someone is drag them into your unfinished business. People deserve to be treated like people. Don’t enter a new relationship if you’re not over the last. Take time to be alone, because if you rush into something new, I can tell you with absolute certainty that it will not last.