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Presidential Walk of Fatigue

POOR JD! HIS SWEET BELOVED COUCH NOW COSTS MORE WITH THE TARIFFS!

Mississippi’s homicide rate is 380% California’s, yet FOX NEWS refuses to cover it!

Alabama has a homicide rate 290% higher than California’s, but Fox News is choosing to ignore that.

Tennessee’s homicide rate is 220% higher than California’s, why is Fox News not covering it?

Missouri’s homicide rate is 200% higher than California’s, but you wouldn’t know that by watching FOX NEWS.

Georgia has a homicide rate 190% higher than California’s, but Fox News is choosing to ignore that.

Alaska’s homicide rate is 170% higher than California’s, why is Fox News not covering it?

South Carolina’s homicide rate is 220% higher than California’s, yet FOX NEWS refuses to cover it!

Nevada’s homicide rate is 160% higher than California’s, so why isn’t Fox News talking about it?

Louisiana’s homicide rate is 380% California’s, but you wouldn’t know that by watching FOX NEWS.

Arkansas’ homicide rate is 220% higher than California’s, so why isn’t Fox News talking about it?

Oklahoma has a homicide rate 150% higher than California’s, yet Fox News chooses to ignore that.

Ohio’s homicide rate is 160% higher than California’s, but you wouldn’t know that by watching FOX NEWS.

Texas’ homicide rate is 140% higher than California’s, why is Fox News not covering that?

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

Virginia’s homicide rate is 130% higher than California’s, FOX NEWS refuses to inform you of that!