cw sa ok tl so be fr is sa rp ok if im an xx nb ?? my bf or so or we is an nb yt tw so ik it is up to me to do it if we do do my nc rp bc he is xy so if we do an xy on xx nc rp it mb nc nc ie fr sa. oh ya to me he is my he bc we do bf on gf rp, my 2c is it is ok bc tl dr im nd XD

There should be an English word that unambiguously means the entire script of “Flubber”

It’s not “road rage” so long as the other person is even slightly madder than you

Almost every shooting star you’ve ever seen is a rock no bigger than a raisin, and ~60 miles from Earth. It drives me insane when people can’t deduce these facts through five minutes of reflection on the matter. Our world is an intuitive place—so long as you’re curious.

There are so many people I want to message. But I wouldn’t know what to say. Perhaps I just want to touch, and be touched, through the screen.

.@aaaronson What one word will most send shivers down my spine?

If you accidentally click on an ad they should get to kill you

TIL “longhorns” are named after their breeder, Mirabeau Long. It’s just a coincidence that their horns are literally “long”.

I transitioned so I’d never have to wear women’s clothing ever again

All this inflation and we still don‘t have an $8 dollar bill

Linguistics pet peeve: when someone learns about “prescriptive vs. descriptive” then concludes that speech cannot be wildly incorrect by *descriptive* standards

coworker said “voiceterous” instead of “boisterous”

Bible

Why do people sharpen knives? Knives are already dangerous enough as it is

Tag someone who’s vastly uglier than the fictional character in their profile picture

I would like to get to know some of my followers. Please describe your: ❶ Physical appearance (include a photo, if you like) ❷ Personality ❸ Interests/hobbies ❹ Social scene

Good morning. Let’s blast ourselves with words and light.

“I am the only person to vote in this poll”

I’m a Sovereign Citizen I just don’t ever do the whole spiel bc the judge always twists your words to make you look idiot