Not all do, but many that do, are.
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A pretty high percentage of @TheBabylonBee staff must be huge @Marvel nerds to both
a) get this joke and
b) greenlight this post
@DaveBautista @JamesGunn
Facebook Hires Drax The Destroyer To Distinguish Between Satire, Fake News babylonbee.com/news/facebook…
Upcoming @TheBabylonBee headline:
Happiness, productivity increase among Americans banned from all social media by Biden WH
Is this first time @LEGO_Group has put beer bottles in a set? 🍻🍕
#AvengersEndgame
@screenrant
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Psaki has always been at war with Eastasia. Happy 4th! 🤦♂️
.@PressSec: "The president ran on and won the most votes of any candidate in history on the platform of boosting funding for law enforcement, after Republicans spent decades trying to cut the cops program."
Anyone badmouthing the original Sam Raimi #Spiderman trilogy* … I can counter anything you throw at me using only two letters and one word:
1. J
2. K
3. Simmons
*okay, fine, the first two movies then
SmartPeoplePlayTuba retweeted
In Focus: Tom Hanks, Actor Supports An Onion Pulitzer youtube.com/watch?v=GoeCV8QB…
Too many parents don’t let their kids face any hardships, so the kids don’t learn till they’re adults.
Musicians, listen to @Venuseswilliams
How do you deal with stage fright?
Step 1: practice till you’re awesome
Step 2: know you’re awesome
Step 3: go out there and be awesome
p.s. TIL what “periodt” means
If this initiative includes commissioning Weird @alyankovic to write more songs about roadside attractions, then it’s money well spent. 🧶
Biden Unveils $4 Trillion Bill For Dinosaur Statues, Giant Twine Balls To Restore Nation’s Crumbling Highway Attractions bit.ly/3rXqfIy
