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raysh

@rayshmor

sit down you’re making me nervous

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Joined December 2012
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I hope Landon Dickerson knows that I love him
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Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma
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“i can fix him” no, i cant. im a leaver, a quitter and a walk awayer. i am my father’s daughter. i will leave him.
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Florida is one hell of a drug See you tonight Miramar beach!
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reb@rebmasel12 Feb 2024
obsessed with men who meet me irl telling me they’re fiscally conservative oh baby let’s rumble i love dunking off the glass
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Bout to swipe through my hinge likes unless someone wants to come over and punch me in the face first
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Playing roulette (sending emails without my contacts in)
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do you guys ever think about leaving accounting and doing literally anything else
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Suckin on a chili dog outside the tastee freez
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Quote of the day from my therapist: “Rachel that isn’t a side note that’s a traumatic event”
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You ever get on LinkedIn and get upset that someone can comment on a post but can’t email you back? Yeah I also have a super normal level of attachment to my job
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Having car problems, time to get a boyfriend
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I wish that Publix had the Krispy Kreme hot light except for rotisserie chickens
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My tummy hurts and I’m not even being a little bit brave about it
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Bout to choose violence against every man that walks into the Mother’s Day card aisle with his kid AND HIS WIFE
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Eating in front of the dogs I’m dogsitting just to feel like I’m famous
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I don’t really believe in the death penalty until someone microwaves fish in the office
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Hours
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Tax season tide hoops 🤝 Getting the absolute shit beat out of you until the last second
Jacob Silberman (@SlakedbyJake) profile pictureJacob Silberman@SlakedbyJake2 Mar 2023
Replying to @rayshmor
This game definitely did remind me of the stress of Tax season
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And I just thought my day at work was stressful
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