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Hobbyist nooticer • Football is for everyone, and that means EVERYONE.

Hyderabad, India
Joined April 2020
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Don't care if this edit is built on non existent ground, WE GOT A FOOTBALL EDIT TO PALACE MUSIC BABY
No lead is safe at the East Stand
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It's less superstars without egos and more superstars who put the capital W Work in. Ribery, Kahn, these weren't players devoid of ego, but they were players who didn't let that ego cloud their judgement and place themselves above the team.
Replying to @ChxssSZN
Superstars without big ego tbh
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Bayern I love you but this is not the time to be propping up the colour red 😭😭😭
Laimer screams red ❤️‍🔥
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I'll be woke till the day i fucking die
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The hopecore era’s back after I see my entire tl being flooded with hope
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“FIRST BLAC-” “FIRST MUSLI-” “FIRST LATIN-” “FIRST PALESTINIA-” “FIRST NATIV-” “FIRST WOMA-” “FIRST GA-”
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IF TEXAS CAN FLIP SO CAN INDIA 2029 WATCH OUT
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He's been saying this about any and every criticism... ...and then not pulling the library out.
🚨👀 Mikel Arteta on the Isak-Timber penalty: “I have a massive library of clips of pulls and tugs of other teams too… we can get into that”.
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somebody needs to do pumpfake a challenge/pull on him mid-game when the ref is looking
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1,08,24,651. That is how many names are on the SIR ASDD (absent, shifted, dead, duplicate) list in Karnataka. One in every five voters on the 2023 roll. Behind every one of those numbers is a person. A daughter who married and moved to another village. A migrant worker away for the harvest. A young man who stepped out when the booth officer came. A transgender citizen who has already spent a lifetime fighting to be counted. At SABAR Institute, we went through every single name, all 224 assembly constituencies, and this is what we found: 🔹 85% of those removed are alive. Only 15 in 100 were marked dead. 🔹In 5 Bengaluru seats, more names were deleted than the number of people who voted there in 2023. 🔹 42.7% of Karnataka's third-gender voters are on the list, more than twice the rate for everyone else. 🔹 Outside Bengaluru, among young voters marked "shifted", twice as many women as men were removed. 🔹 Poorer districts, and districts with more Scheduled Caste residents, lost more voters. We did this because a name on a roll is not paperwork. It is a voice. When the most vulnerable are struck off quietly, someone has to count. But here is the truth: SABAR Institute is entirely crowdfunded. No corporate money, no party money. Just people who believe this work matters. And right now, we are running out of funds. We have shown it can be done. We want to do this for every state that goes through SIR. We can't do it alone. If this work means something to you, please support us, with a monthly contribution or a one-time donation, whatever you can. Every rupee keeps this going. 🔗 Donation link in the next tweet. 🧵👇 (1/n) #DataForBetterLives
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Danks gonna start Binder as a sacrificial lamb for the injury curse and then bring on Stanisic
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"where is Chuk supposed to go" almost as if its his fault for standing there and having nowhere else to go. Goal would've been offside regardless. Instead he decides to perform brain surgery on Urbig with blunt instruments. Straight red, and even if it's a yellow, it's his 2nd.
Obviously goal has to be called off etcetc but genuinely where is Chuk supposed to go lol
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Scored in every UCL KO match Scored in every DfB Pokal match Scored a hat-trick in the DfB Pokal final These people make up anything they like
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Replying to @iMiaSanMia
I’m a German investor who knows Kenyans well, was living in Nairobi recently for years. They suffer and are oppressed by a literal killer regime. I faced crimes of $300k+ losses in shares & cash, and experienced nothing but incompetence and more so corruption from all government agencies. Nothing works, and it is deliberate to steal money from taxpayers. They are being killed and abducted for speaking up, even I escaped abduction attempt. Do not whitewash the killer regime @FCBayernEN @FCBayern @AFCAjax teapawt.net/hnnsbnd/status/2116003…
A lot of people hear “1 billion ah ok” and don’t understand HOW MUCH that is. [ACTION ASK below] 🇰🇪 KSh 1 BILLION for a football friendly could fund: 💰 500,000 cash payments of KSh 2,000 to vulnerable Kenyans 🏥 One year of stipends for 16,666 community health promoters Meanwhile, 39.8% of Kenyans live in poverty- over 20 MILLION people. Nurses and teachers are fighting for better pay, yet Kenya is reportedly considering spending up to KSh 1 BILLION on Bayern Munich vs Ajax. Who benefits more: struggling Kenyan families or a 90-minute football spectacle? Kenya 🇰🇪 Today two more accounts who can be addressed for impact. One is a journalist with close ties to Bayern: @mano_bonke & the other @iMiaSanMia shares the amount the corrupt government cartel pays for sports washing their image to @FCBayern @FCBayernEN @FCBayernDE teapawt.net/hnnsbnd/status/2115981… teapawt.net/hnnsbnd/status/2115982… More images in comments:
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Camp Nou average attendance this season is 57,836 out of a 62,652 capacity. Zero games sold out. Allianz Arena average attendance this season is 75,000 out of a 75,000 capacity. Oops.
Lamine Yamal es el jugador por el que pagas una entrada para ver, no como el actual Balón de Oro contra el Hoffenheim
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can somebody explain to me what the fuck the point of a touchscreen on a laptop is if the thing doesn't even fold to let you use it in a convenient way
We brought Touch to the Mac! From the all-new iPad mini to the 14-inch MacBook Pro and iMac... and now MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch, creators have new tools to do their best work yet.
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.... yes he is 😭😭😭
Replying to @Moeherdz26
R9 has 13 UCL goals, I guess he’s overrated then.
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Indians seem to have forgotten or marginalised a language of protest that has been practiced by the French, Serbians, Albanians & Brazilians recently. Protests are meant to disrupt & no 'permissions' should be required from any arms of the fascist state for this disruption.
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AI bots in the comments "thinking" Kane assisted Espart dfkm
Assist from Kane's point of view 🤩 Inside Xavi Espart's first UCL goal ⚽️ @FedExEurope | #FPZunpacked
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It's always "he has really good teammates" when we're talking about a Bayern player individually but then when it comes time to compare Bayern players to other players they're shit
Replying to @wimcrz
goat w no ucls no prems no wc to his name js a dream and really good teammates 😭😭
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